Easy: Heated/cooled/Sybian driver's seat. Amiright, fellas? Whover invents this will be printing their own money PLUS it's a guaranteed soft-sell on the Scotch Guard treatment? Speaking of scotch, this sales meeting is adjourned, I'm thirsty. And remember the ABCs: Always Be Condescending!

Thumb is for the outside wall. Your finger nail is on the wrong side if you're using your pinkie or index finger and using the opposite hand would just be odd.

Well, first of all, +1 for the Space Mutiny reference. Now I'm convinced all of Bigland's speeches to his team involve him showing off his burly arms and yelling "NOW LET'S GET OUT THERE AND KICK SOME ASS!!!!"

Good to see somejuan bought the truck!

Usually my dealership experiences go something like this.

Summer 2009: I was going to hold off and get a 2010 model year Pontiac G8, but when Pontiac announced their closure and wouldn't be making a 2010, I knew I had to act now. My requirements were basically that it HAD to be the "stryker blue" and it had to be the V8 (either 6.0L or 6.2L). I live in southern New Hampshire…

You still said "probably" :) What's up Matt?

Last-minute crises aside, the experience wasn't that bad. If you keep your mouth shut, keep your head down and don't start any trouble, you can get through jail just fine. I can't imagine serving months or years in there like some of my fellow inmates, or like millions of Americans do in prison every day. A three-day…

Not a fan of the Ohio Turnpike, I take it...?

To clarify, if you'd have been going 93 MPH in an active school zone I'd have probably fired you.

No ass or nut sack scratching?

The Prius. Early buyers may have been gloating douchebags but all current buyers I've come in contact with purchased them because of the fuel economy.

It came from the factory like that.

Well, first thing you need to do is remember to pack a baseball for your trip and drill this so-called friend in the ribs as she gets halfway down the aisle.

Grabber Blue. It looks amazing in person.

Yeah but is Jay Sherman in it?

Damnit, Torch.

That is a touching story.

Nope. I need a rhino and a warthog.

He looks like the bully in every single 80's flick ever made. Dear God, Cobra Kai would welcome him with open arms.