When my step-son was about 2, he was in the living room playing while my wife and I had the news on. Obama was on screen, either doing the state of the union live, or it was news clips from it. Either way, my step-son looked up at the TV, looks back at us and says "monkey?" with a smile. Obviously he was way too young…

Small Potatoes is absolutely insufferable. I'm so glad it only (and rarely) appears on Disney Jr. I don't know if little British kids all have awful accents, or if they just pick the very worst of them for those shorts.

True. I suppose the comparison from the concept to production is a tough departure as well.

I've never understood the incessant barbs at the WRX's supposed blandness. I mean it might not have the lines or Aston Martin grille like the Fusion, or the poise and aggressive stance of the Mazda6, but it's a nice looking package for a 4-door sedan. Maybe I just associate what the WRX can DO inherently with its…

and I am not just some pantsless weirdo ranting on the Internet about an old Nissan.

5. Charger Hellcat!

Tommy: You shouldn't drink that stuff anyway.

Dog.

That's what I was wondering as well. What damage would the sledgehammer shots have done to the 2014 steel model?

"BUY MY BOOK!"

"Your love is one in a million/

UPDATE - And here's another one, from a different editor. At this rate, we'll be down to a one-hour version by the end of the month.

This is amazing.. and hilarious.

I love how into the game Kenny-Rogers-lookin-guy got. He was having a blast. The slightly tamer, but also very funny Don-Rickles-lookin-guy was good too.

So, you're saying I've had approximately 5.5 points worth of fun every year that I haven't been using?!

$2000 a week comes out to $104,000 a year. Where do you live and do you have any job openings in the area?

"Sir, your salad. If you prefer ranch dressing, I recommend TGIFridays, as they also have excellent mozzarella sticks to suit your palate. Do not raise your voice to my staff again." And then promptly walked away. It was glorious.

I don't know that you'll see many comments like that. I think your readers probably tend to skew a little more towards the intellectual side. This is no Doug Demuro column! (<3's Doug)

Part of Final Jeopardy is betting a dollar amount on the question, which of course you can't do if you're in the red. It's not something that comes up often I'm sure in the regular version of the show.