Jimmy Kimmel is really stepping up his game.

There's definitely a very noticeable jump in the video at the time of the strike. It could be due to the lightning I suppose, with the intense amount of electricity in the area, but I definitely remain skeptical about the authenticity here.

This vehicle is definitely a butterface.

I'm heading home in my comfortable, plush daily driver that doesn't turn a single head and rolls over bumps without complaint

I always eat less and less crust the more slices into a pizza I get. I usually eat the entire first slice because my body can't comprehend stopping. The second slice usually is eaten whole as well. By the third slice, the crust is half-eaten or ignored entirely. The first couple slices, the crust is usually still warm…

I used to work at a grocery store. One evening, I went over the intercom and sung the "OOO AH AH AH AH!" across the whole store.

There's no reason to be awake during this stretch of time unless you're making a grim principled grab at wringing out some extra minutes of lousy F-grade solitude for yourself.

I see some Michael C. Hall, Dexter style there too.

From the way Mike Emrick calls the game, you would think he has a full silverware drawer in front of him to create adjectives.

No, she's definitely not faking it. And believe me, I'm not saying I'm some kind of dynamo or sexual wizard or anything, I just know my wife well enough to know what it takes for her. I'm sure it helps that I really enjoy doing that.

True, and I think to your earlier point, communication and experimentation are key. I started my relationship with what I considered a pretty decent success rate. After a number of months together I had improved my game a bit. Through a series of clickbait-y articles and websites one evening (I think it started from…

The ONLY way 12 times per month is an accurate number for college students is if you take into account college being the time period when someone is most likely to be highly sexually active.

Maybe I'm must lucky, but I can (usually) get my wife off in 5 minutes or less of finger-&-tongue action. After that point, I'm free to plow away until completion, no worries of post-coital messiness or trying to hold off until she's ready. Works great for both of us.

Not only did he sit in the car while it was shot with bullets, but that first round was a KILL SHOT. He didn't start at the passenger side just to be sure, that first bullet was right at his head. Very impressive.

This contract may make no sense, but hot damn do those Lemieux-Era retro duds look good!

I think both situations are entirely plausible.

I know it's weird for most because that's what we've come to expect from society here, but many just view it as simple affection, not romantically charged or anything like that.

He's also the voice of Shaggy on Scooby Doo (in cartoons, not just the live-action he did), and he does a damn fine job.

Not quite the same thing, but playing GTA: San Andreas (I think?) back in the day with some friends, my friend was on the run from the cops in a major shootout. (We mostly played just to cause mayhem when together, not any missions). So he escapes by the skin of his teeth from all the bullets and everything the cops…

I believe it's Benestan Crumblebuns