I respectfully challenge this quote

The utterly disgustingly terrible 2005-11 Chevy HHR.

Early 2000s Ford Thunderbird.

Low-hanging fruit, but the H2 was Dubya’s “Mission Accomplished” banner in vehicular form.

The Aztek was a masterpiece compared to the sad mashup of the worst designs cues from Mercedes, Jaguar and Lincoln that was the Kia Amanti

The SmartCar. A tiny death trap that doesn’t even get that great of fuel economy when you consider it’s size. The Aztec may have been ugly at the time, but the styling actually isn’t all that bad looking at it today, and it’s still a practical vehicle. The PT Loser and HHR are pretty crummy, but they have some…

A Florida wildlife officer will put the bridge down. It has a taste for boaters now.

As a Champagne nerd, yes. blanc de blancs from certain vineyards are out of body experiences

VW Golf Harlequin.

Hertz complying with court order:

Mazepin will spin the plane while it’s still in the hanger.

On another note, General Dynamics just received a large order of MANPADS from two Monaco residents, Lewis H. and Charles L.

An inch? Surely you are being generous. Pretty sure the ones around my city are at least two inches above or below.

In the US, those will be installed an inch higher than the surrounding pavement or an inch lower. We don’t expect trucks to roll over manhole covers so much as to slam into them with considerable force.

If you have an emotional connection to a Nissan Versa, seek help.

Nascar has a rule that the crew must stay behind the pit wall until the car is two stalls away.

Yeah, this article presents a very weak argument: dangerous doesn’t equate to good and having ONE good feature does not make a good track especially if it’s almost literally the ONLY feature on the track. I got bored of the GPLaps video and quit before it even got to the banking so there’s that.

I feel like RFK racing is just BEGGING for that to happen.

Met Jos the Boss when he was racing Trans Am in Minneapolis

Michigan Highway Patrol officers stumbled onto a local rust mine. Local news outlets and the department reports that a two-month-long investigation led authorities to a home where $2.30 worth of rusted Jeeps (35 in total) were stored.