There are two things I really want the OPP to crack down on more.

SOLD!

heated seats. I first got htem in 2011 and i had never felt fancier or more loved in my life. That is #1 and AWD or 4WD is next cause i am in the mountains most every weekend. 

I want it in color, not grayscale. And a super-dark metallic shade of a color is now on my no-fly list too. Seriously, what is this shit they’re pushing on people these days? It can’t just be like a nice british racing green, it’s like someone accidentally got a bit of green in their black metallic.

Rename the Sumpter “El Tigre”, throw the other one away.

These Volvos have huge engine bays… 

HEY EVERYONE SHUT UP, THERE’S A GUY WITH A HUGE LIFT KIT AND A TINY DICK SPEAKING. 

Wait, wait, wait. A $1200 turbo 700 wagon. In Vermont. And I got paid today.

Isn’t that great? I love how his eyebrows raise up before his jaw completely drops.

Or this...

If those are inches, I’ve got a 10 ft dick.

Pole hits pole, more at 11.

HOW TO:

Can confirm, my dad owns two MkIVs, and my sister shattered the oil pan on one on a rock that was a little bigger than she estimated. After that, both of them got the “panzer plate” treatment.

Never heard of a ‘Co-ordinator of Gossip’, but I’m going to speak to our HR department about this... I think we could use one.

If character is defined as being crap and underperforming, why build any quality products at all? Just use the “it has character” excuse.

I know I should stop working hard in life and just say “but I don’t feel like it” too. :D

(pictured, my actual self-given job title)

I had a Dieselgate TDI with the DSG. Had a GTD turbo, made ~180whp and something like 350wtq. DSG handled it like a boss right up until VW gave me a ludicrous amount of money to give the car back to them, and I decided to spend that money on a Mk7 R.

Please show us on the doll where the german car touched you

I just threw up in my mouth a little.