Well, the series is called ‘the little engine that couldn’t’, I’ll go ahead and guess that he doesn’t find such a manual or look into the obvious throes of death the engine is experiencing until it completely fails on him while on the road. If there’s anything in future articles about unreliability and unexpected…

I couldn’t stop laughing because I’m currently rebuilding my motor out of my waverunner and I got carbs, gaskets, cylinders, Pistons you name it all over my apartment right now.

Option 3 is correct: No one in Michigan knows what a turn signal is, so they literally could not test the feature. All Ford turn signals are designed by Ford of Europe.

Or, expanding on that:

A real missed opportunity. No NYC cop would have arrested him.

I worked with a Sicilian for years, and use to get him all fired up by telling him in a serious tone that Olive garden has the best Italian food. He would get all pissed off, you would try and convince him, and he would start mumbling in Italian haha. It was a joke of course, their food is shit.

RedBull - It can also take back your wings.

“...the Germans don’t joke around.”

Seeing that spray painted on the side of a VW would have been confusing

It was probably owned by a guy, if a she cheated on him with another woman, it would have read;

Backgammon: it’s not just for virgins anymore!

Nice but now it understeers like an Audi ;)

Needs more whale foreskin.

Holy shit.

Three men are sitting in Russian prison shortly after the Russian Grand Prix. The 2nd man turns to the other two and asks them why they are there.

He’s a politician. He thinks laws of physics are like other laws that can be changed to whatever you want through legislation.

Anyone else wonder why Bob Uecker was in the banner image before reading the headline?

If you’re not Göring to say something nice, don’t say anything at all.

At least it’s actually made of corn.

After the guy seemed pretty intent on running you over, I would have stopped and taken my chances of fighting this guy rather than risk becoming a pancake.