I dunno... I doubt the OP was serious since the bag of gummy candy penises is only $15.50. And it’s kind of a funny gag that you can send a bag of candy dicks to someone anonymously.  I would even go so far as to guess that it’s probably not hard to find out their address and do this so the OP was just ranting here…

I’ll add on to the booming of a huge subwoofer the added annoyance of someone who has done this to their car but neglected to prevent additional vibrations from things like the license plate or plate frame.

You’re not using enough ether.

Or you could just add methanol if you have access to it (I have drums of the stuff at work) or 99% IPA which you can find now that we all have enough hand sanitizer.

I keep an actual tire puncture repair kit and fix a flat in my wife’s car, she has run flats. I have just the puncture kit in mine since I also have a spare. Plus the breaker bar which doubles as an ABC stick (Asshole, Be Cool).

Looks like that awkward phase you go through around that time in your life that also happens to be when you grow a bunch real fast. So he’s wearing a shirt that might end up still fitting him after he graduates high school. And because of that... his left sleeve isn’t rolled up and you can’t see his hand.

In this very instance I’m going to just guess that the bottle would better be used to fill with snow that will melt and you can drink later (not the best solution, but better than nothing) and most people will be throwing vanity out the window and just using the shoulder.

Ughhh... maybe keep a roll of paper towels and windex in the car too.  Those help with cleaning the car windows and the first item will easily help avoid the need to wipe your brown eye with frozen water.

I lived in Norwalk, CT for a while.  There are no really old buildings there either, nor are there any in Westport or Danbury, CT.  The British razed all three of those towns during the Revolution.  Nothing like what General Sherman did, just a couple of towns, not damn near half the state.

Probably over confidence in their vehicle and driving ability. That and if you’re not familiar with the area and how much snow can fall in such a short amount of time, you may think, “Hey, it’s just a little bit of snow! I got this!”

There are a few things that age you quite fast like too much sun exposure, smoking and being a hate filled racist pig.  No idea if she smoked or tanned a lot, but there’s definitely some racist hate going on there.

Yeah, any “road” or “pass” that has a big sign when you enter it that reads “WARNING - NO WINTER MAINTENANCE” should be flagged in Google Maps so that when Google knows it’s snowing there (I’m no programmer, but I’m pretty sure the Google machine has data on that shit... they have data on everything else) it doesn’t…

That would be hilarious!  Those typically came with a 5 speed too.  On a tight, twisty road I was able to outrun a Ford LTD in a, uh, heavier trim on one occasion.

No shit. Reminds me of a story a friend told me once, his history teacher got pulled over by a Georgia trooper who said, “I’ve never heard of anyone going that fast through Georgia.” Teacher’s reply was, “Perhaps you’re not familiar with William Tecumseh Sherman?” Spent the night in jail for that wise crack.

I’m pretty sure that if I found a note on my car from a former F1 Champion, regardless of what my car was, I would let them drive it.  You already know they know how to drive something that’s quite difficult to handle and if you ever go to sell the car, it can come with a framed picture of the F1 driver in the car. …

Is that how the car porn video starts out?  Because it did for me... like some kind of car porn writing prompt.

Ughhh... those things are UAF, and not like cute ugly, just ugly ugly.

1MUR2NV = One Mur(ano) to envy.  I wanted to find the driver so I could punch them repeatedly while yelling “NO ONE ENVIES YOUR MURANO!”

Yeah, that was my second thought.  Or depending on what part of the country you live in, snakes work too.  Too cold where I live, but if it wasn’t, I’d totally put a couple of Go Pros in the car with a handful of snakes.  They don’t even need to be venomous to get the job done.

That’s the best I’ve seen so far.  Yeah, zoom in, the plate frame reads “TDI clean diesel”.