That would be hilarious!  Those typically came with a 5 speed too.  On a tight, twisty road I was able to outrun a Ford LTD in a, uh, heavier trim on one occasion.

No shit. Reminds me of a story a friend told me once, his history teacher got pulled over by a Georgia trooper who said, “I’ve never heard of anyone going that fast through Georgia.” Teacher’s reply was, “Perhaps you’re not familiar with William Tecumseh Sherman?” Spent the night in jail for that wise crack.

I’m pretty sure that if I found a note on my car from a former F1 Champion, regardless of what my car was, I would let them drive it.  You already know they know how to drive something that’s quite difficult to handle and if you ever go to sell the car, it can come with a framed picture of the F1 driver in the car. …

Is that how the car porn video starts out?  Because it did for me... like some kind of car porn writing prompt.

Ughhh... those things are UAF, and not like cute ugly, just ugly ugly.

1MUR2NV = One Mur(ano) to envy.  I wanted to find the driver so I could punch them repeatedly while yelling “NO ONE ENVIES YOUR MURANO!”

Yeah, that was my second thought.  Or depending on what part of the country you live in, snakes work too.  Too cold where I live, but if it wasn’t, I’d totally put a couple of Go Pros in the car with a handful of snakes.  They don’t even need to be venomous to get the job done.

The ‘spying’ is probably because most people keep the standard ‘wake up’ word as Alexa and there are so many Amazon commercials where they say “Alexa”, so it listens.  My wife got one as a raffle prize and insisted I install it.  First thing I did was change the wake up word from Alexa to Computer. Now it only…

That’s the best I’ve seen so far.  Yeah, zoom in, the plate frame reads “TDI clean diesel”.

From my experience and what I read, I know where this person is coming from. I worked on a couple of long distance sailing races as ground crew. This was for beach catamarans, nothing glamorous like F1, but essentially the same gig. Build/prep a boat for a race that lasted 2 weeks with 1 week before the race for…

That’s got to be some kind of intentional edit... I’ve seen one with English captions that’s correct, and it’s not even bad if you switch to auto-generated subtitles.  Someone took the time to do that...

That’s pretty funny, I’m in EH&S and my wife hits me with that at least once a quarter. It’s usually after I’ve had some kind of wonderful day where someone has attempted to do something they have been warned on multiple occasions that they should definitely never, ever, under any circumstances, try to do.

I saw my first Black Santa at Macy’s in NYC when I was like 4... so that would be 1975. Why can’t Santa be black? Just so long as it’s not that Dutch Black Pete thing where they all dress up in blackface.

Nah... maybe just a not-so friendly visit from some big dudes with baseball bats to kindly ask them to sit down and shut up.

For sure, he’s definitely matured. No way I would have been that cool.

Jay, does this mean I need to update the “I 💗 HAM 44” sticker on my car to

Yeah, no doubt.  I like the Trunk Monkey, or like Rickey Bobby’s father, leaving a cougar in the car... hell, paying some Hell’s Angels to beat the brakes off the thieves or just alerting the police and letting them stake out your car.

Nah, it uses any apple device to report the location. So if he had parked at home and the neighbor walked over to say hello and had an iPhone in his pocket it would report the location. Or the mail carrier or UPS driver walks by with an iPhone...

Thank you, I was thinking something similar. Like it’s parked near enough to places where it still gets tracked but when the thieves show up to steal the car, they find this instead

Likely story, I’m sticking with my version... your luggage showed up and those PR guy supplied underpants were laced with something.