You need to work that angle correctly. Start with the little hand clicker thing they use for dog training. You click the little clicker and calmly and in your best cutsey puppy voice say “Sit!” This may stir a small reaction, so just do it again, but say “Sit girl! Sit!” a bit louder. The ‘bitch whom hath stepped up’…

So instead of calling someone a ‘fucking asshole’, we see here that applying the principle of substitution to Professor Harriot’s dissertation and that we can just say that the person is ‘anal sex’.

It’s not just consistently applying the law here either. Charging her and proceeding with a trial will keep the issue at hand in the media and as a current talking point. How a judge or jury find in this case isn’t necessarily the point of proceeding with the case. By keeping the discussion ongoing, more people (white…

I misread the lead and thought... “Didn’t Eartha Kitt play that role back in the 70's?”  Nope, she was Catwoman... and probably the real reason I was glued to the TV as a child.  (Google’s images of Eartha Kitt Catwoman... yep... that was the reason).

It’s easy to wear them out... go back and look at the pictures in the ad, someone even rotated the tires front to back.  The tires on the right are worn the most, so it doesn’t even have a locking rear diff.  Someone’s been lighting those up on pavement frequently.  That pumpkin in the back is probably ready to…

Might not be a ‘shit team’ next year. Ricciardo was doing well until a cooling issue retired his car. But all weekend he was looking pretty good. Ocon finished 8th in the same car. So Renault has made improvements. Considering they’re a factory team, next year should yield an even better car.

Well... she lost her job because of this so she’s got some time on her hands. Maybe she could learn a lesson or two if she was forced to perform labor with no financial compensation... there’s some other kinda term for that but it’s escaping me now...

I could totally see doing that if the dash lights were so blinding and the streets weren’t very well illuminated... but we’re talking about a bug that at the early side of this accessory would have been running a low wattage, 6 Volt electrical system. The lights coming from that instrument cluster are definitely not…

My wife and I got some sort of American flag looking debit card in the mail from the IRS recently, there’s probably enough on it to buy all the paint needed and I wouldn’t be shocked to hear that some nice New Yorkers donated their time to paint it on the street.

Yeah... I get it, but from what the article says, you need to bring a fist full of quarters and laundry soap with you as well so you can wash the sheets before you go to sleep!

Probably self-employed.  Those ‘we buy your house - cash’ folks are shady.  Soon after my father passed away my brother and I started getting letters from them.

A bunch of stones getting put down in the back yard of your neighbor’s house is only a concern for you and your family if the same neighbor is also building a trebuchet... then maybe you should have a chat with them... but a friendly, polite, relaxed and calming chat at that. The two things may be completely…

This is why places like this will usually require a local pilot to handle navigation... but even they screw up from time to time. It does look like they were in the range of being off maybe a foot or less. Next time they they should just lube them up more and they’ll slide right through.

True story. I grew in a small town called New Milford, CT. And there’s a small tank parked on the town green and you could always see a bit of pink paint where the army green would chip off. There were rumors it had been painted pink, or maybe it was just primer deep, deep down. No one knew for sure and anyone who did…

I’m also sad about what’s happening to him and praying he’s just confused or maybe falls into that ‘dumb jock’ stereotype and that he’s not suffering from the early effects of repeated head injuries from his football career. Maybe it’s money like Alien-Puppet noted, and that’s acceptable, but I’d hate to see him go…

Well, the pigeon thing can actually happen... you can go a few directions with that... probably the easiest is to just carpet bomb his car with bird seed when he walks into work and the pigeons will take care of it. Bird seed is cheap. Depending on where he lives, you could also do the same to his house and yard.

By ‘you can probably imagine’ are you perhaps suggesting that Gaetz refers to his as his son because the boy calls him ‘Papi’?  I think I made that jump as well...

That made me laugh! But if you’re not from the area, and this is extremely strange to me and I live in Connecticut and it still doesn’t seem to make sense... but that accent seems to disappear west of Worcester... and is probably the worst in Worcester with the exception of South Boston.

You asked “why would I stop for a cardboard cutout?” I’m telling you that if you are not paying attention and then see said cardboard cutout as you are about to hit it at speed that you will do whatever your brain thinks is the best immediate action at that moment. That will probably be to swerve, slam on the brakes…

Maybe you wouldn’t, but the moron I met a couple of days ago with her face planted in her phone proceeded to roll through a stop sign. She didn’t see me on a bicycle approaching directly at her driver’s side window. Now, this might not seem too odd, except I know people don’t pay attention well, so I go out when the…