Have you tried a mini-trebuchet?  They’re not very accurate, but they’ll launch poop fairly well.

Damn!

One of the local MC guys stuffed a 1600 VW motor into his HD Fat Boy.  Thing was LOUDER THAN HELL too.  I asked one of the club members about it and a bunch of them all pointed to the guy, “That’s his... wait until he starts it up... we’re going back inside.”

More like a golf with more power that is more likely to be driven by someone with more money than experience. Never said it was a supercar. Grocery getter with more power, tighter suspension and bigger brakes purchased by some people who like to driver faster. The regular golf won’t get driven as hard since it’s being…

There was another article I read a month ago and couldn’t find again that discussed the shortage of humans who know how to program these systems. So the people who know the language are already busy and they’re not teaching it anymore.

Yeah, I get that some of my fellow white people can be ‘fra-gee-lay’, but this is NYC. How the hell can you be so fragile AND live in NYC? There are humans from every crevice on this planet living there. Every time I’m in the city you MUST interact with people of all colors and varying different ethnic and social…

Explain the VW Golf with 0 deaths then?  Two or three cars down from the Golf is the GTI with 11 which makes sense.  It’s based on a Golf but more likely to be driven faster and/or more aggressively... makes me think I need to fit a cage in my GTI... or just make sure I hit something nice and soft like a Fiesta.

Pay the IT guy? He’s got nothing to do with it, they’re still running a bunch of those programs on a mainframe programmed in COBOL, they don’t have an IT guy (or gal) who knows how to program in that language. State legislature would have to pony up HARD cash for a whole new system that’s NOT running an obscure, dead,…

I’m waiting for the transparent aluminum... that’ll solve the issue.

Seriously, not trolling here. If you can keep the cameras at a safe distance, a good makeup artist can probably pull that off. You’ll just need to dress up like the clowns cited above, maybe throw in some flags that look close to some of the white supremacist flags (them people are ignernt and it’ll take a smart…

Whenever I hear Todd I only hear the kid from Terminator 2, “She’s not my mother Todd.”

I’m torn on Chip, he’s usually some kinda WASPY, “I’m going yachting this weekend, would you like to join?” white dude... but for every couple of those Chip’s I meet, there’s one who totally doesn’t fit that mold and are pretty solid guys.

But if you just remove it you’re not going to notice if it’s spewing tranny fluid until it’s too late.  In Tracy’s case, he may have gotten lucky that the fluid is coming into the cab because otherwise he might not have found out that the tranny fluid was leaking until it was dangerously low.

But they don’t which is why it gets launched back from whence it came and I don’t look where I’m launching it so it may land in their yard... or pool... or deck. The husband is a real winner and inspired this strategy when a few years ago instead of collecting all of the fallen leaves after the trees shed them, he…

You should snake that vent, just because it doesn’t look clogged doesn’t mean it isn’t.  It could be both issues working together.  You could use a brake bleeding suction device to see if anything comes out of that vent so you don’t push anything back into the case.

You would have to prove that the police have a racial bias... and in NYC the data from the whole “Stop and Frisk” policy would support the argument that the NYPD does indeed have, or had (they do have, I know) a racial bias.

You could probably just settle with #1... but he’s gotta run the gauntlet... or just a friendly game of HORSE where you get to bounce the ball into his balls from different points on the key. If he flinches, kick to the nuts. First player to land a direct hit from all 5 points gets to kick him in the nuts.

My brother in law is a carpenter and was going to get one of those. So I asked how hard is that material, knowing full well how hard it was. Then slowly walked him through how the ER cuts nice soft metals like gold and platinum right off and you can get a jeweler to make it look like new. Last question was, “So if…

Or it just takes a dump on your lawn because they’re too lazy to put the dog on a run, put up a fence or get the invisible fence. Nothing I love more than stepping in dog shit... which explains why my neighbor’s dog sometimes drops a deuce on their porch... or where ever it happens to land when I launch it back into…

The trick with something like this lens is to make sure you watch all of the damn videos you can find first, then see if you can find any others like it that work in case (this part is KEY) you completely fuck it up and just end up making a pen holder out of it.