No “You can fit so much...” jokes? Refreshing.

My first car was a first year (in the States) red Celica GT Liftback with manual wound sunroof. I’d say we were lucky kids but I worked my ass off to earn the $1300 I paid for mine.

I don’t think Torch deserved any of those comments.

I usually cover my custom creations in faux-leather that matches the factory color. It hides all of the imperfections and once you get good at gluing it down it becomes practically invisible when done correctly.

It’s British, so you get to enjoy both!

The conspicuous lack of Japanese cars was the most interesting thing for me, personally. I’ve never known an American landscape like that in my lifetime (GenX).

That was a good color combo.

Well, I wouldn’t kick them out of bed for chewing cud...

I heard that in Carl’s voice and punctuated by his laugh. It was glorious.

With his teeth 3" from the naked windshield edge. Nothing to see here, please proceed.

What’s this “air...bag” that you speak of?

Sometimes I feel like I’m the only one who yawns when they see another one of these cars. I stopped caring like 50mph ago.

I insist that all of my seats and meal be fashioned from Oxford educated cows, myself. Not the same cows for both jobs, mind you. I require Oxford educated cows specialized in their respective roles as either food source or ass comfort.

Are we related? Sounds like parenting at my house.

My ex-GF had one. She got it because, at the time, it seemed like a better idea than buying another 6th Generation Celica like mine and swapping in the Toyota V6. It was a 2.7l disappointment but it was definitely a V6. 

The design sucks, but I like it, so lets completely change it?

The first gen Tiburon was HORRENDOUS to look at. It looked like the contemporary Celica that had been allowed to melt in the sun. The pictured gen was a vast improvement.

Maintaining the panel gaps and swoops on aging 90's Japanese soap bars is far more difficult, as well.

Put some Velcro in the back and make a game out of it - how ever they land is how they ride. Upside down, whatever!

Be prepared for hair. Lots and lots of hair everywhere.