The things I would do with a used Weiner Mobile are most likely very illegal.

Ever watch 70's porn?

I actually thought they were the same guy. Holy shit.

It looks like the opening scene to an overly hirsute bit of 80's pornography.

I don’t even know if this is controversial or not, but, to my eyes, the hardtop model is the best looking Porsche I’ve seen since my Aunt’s 1991 911 Turbo (For those of you keeping up, yes my entire mother’s side of the family are all sportcar nuts - we’ve had most of the German and Japanese heavy hitters)

Yeah, where’s the debate? All four of us would need heavy antibacterial refreshment. Let me know when it’s my turn.

That beast is awesome! We had a diesel 4x4 example that was doo-doo brown on doo-doo brown back in the 80's for crawling our way back to our river camp on the Pecos. That thing could crawl ANYTHING!

“oh-HO, YEAH! eh eh eh”

I’m on the 30 between Dallas to Fort Worth and back everyday. Give a wave and a honk!

Wait, does it lock up or will it continue driving as normal? I’ve always wanted to know what happens when you shift an automatic into park as I’ve only ever owned manuals but I’ve nearly done this on so many rentals while away on business (I can’t even begin to recall how many times I’ve stomped the far edge of the bra…

I’m rarely at a loss for words, however, I don’t think my education has prepared me with the vocabulary to express exactly how much this is a “FUCK NO” in my mind.

Fuck no, I hate that hack. He and his Celica-skinned Corolla can head on back to whatever awful Great Lakes state that accent is from and leave Texas permanently.

I suppose you could also chose to get a real job.

Basically everyone here said the same thing. I don’t think we would all be here if we felt any other way.

My grandparents were Supra people. True story.

Exceptionally cramped engine bay? “Yeah, but I like these cars a whole lot”

What is this witchcraft you speak of?!?

It doesn’t matter when you’re behind me with your Lexus. The Lexus low beams are so bright and my rearview mirror is so low that I get a tiny pain behind my eyes and spots to see around for the next five miles. Lexus headlights are no joke (unlike my 30yo sealed beam Toyota headlights which are mostly for…

What awful fascist country do you live in that tows your car over something that could result from a simple error?

I have an unusual perspective on this whole thing because the rear view mirror of my DD is ~3' off the road surface (Not lowered but it is an MR2 so...). I’m surprised no one has pointed out that Lexus has the most intense low beams on the planet. They are so incredibly bright they can actually cause a tiny pain…