Well, you’ve certainly got the ignorant part down. Out of respect for the site, I’ll refrain from telling you the rest of what I strongly suspect you are. There is very little chance it would do you any good anyway.

So if i voice my opinion as fervently as you just did do I get to call you the names I assume you to be? Is that how this works?

Yeah, that’ll stimulate the economy.

My mother had that exact year LB GT for well over 10 years and only got rid of it because she wanted the Supra. She never even used to change her oil back then.

The whole “sounds good” thing about the rotary engine is a subjective thing. They are, easily, the worst sounding engine to my ears. They sound like a weedwhacker that needs a muffler.

I feel like I’m waiting to participate in the 80's movie slow clap.

100% agree, however, the new ones are FUGLY.

Yes it can. Cheap and easy.

“I don’t even know which marque you’d have Calvin pissing on in the inevitable brand bashing window decal.”

A corvette purchased new in 1979 - can you imagine how much cocaine this car has seen?

Corvettes are meant to look special and just a bit over-the-top. The C4 is about as boring as America gets in two-door.

What sane man gets married anymore? THAT is a terrible business proposition that will only cost you money. This car will at least give you some fun and pleasant sounds in exchange.

If there are no struts, what is this Civic using their place?

For sure - and I totally agree (Altho I disagree that your second example is a good example of a tastefully modded Civic but I know what you’re saying). I have seen a few nicely modded Civics before as I lived in Houston and was in our substantial street racing scene from the mid-90's to present. I was one of the…

You feel the Lada is more rugged and reliablethan the Landcruiser?

You are correct there, sir. Very gross indeed.

Gross.

“carburetor”? F*#k no!

This article is the exact reason why I come here. Thank you.

Seam weld the entire thing. DO IT