I’ve noticed. :/ I now always specify the type of gin I want, which allows me to make sure I definitely get gin, without technically dignifying this new and unacceptable state of affairs.

Fried clam sandwich. It tasted weirdly tangy, but I was very hungry and ignored this warning. I spent the night on the floor of a motel bathroom while my gastrointestinal tract rejected the sandwich, fore and aft.

Truly my crowning achievement! Might as well go for a three-peat...

This is what “lean in” was about, isn’t it? “Yes, dearie, open that oven door. And lean in.”

“You see what happens Nancy? You see what happens when you won’t negotiate? Now give me my wall or I’ll shoot myself in the other foot!”

Plus on the same day sent his wife Melania to Mar a Largo on the same sort to military plane. It was also pointed out that as House Speaker and second in the line of succession to the presidency is entitled to military protection since 911.

Day whatever of this shutdown as a furloughed employee and I’m pretty much 50% alcohol by volume. The other 50% might be mexican food. 

So Trump cancelled Pelosi’s trip to a war zone to gather information about a REAL security crisis to hold her hostage and force her to discuss Trump’s FAKE border security crisis?

4 to 5 sexual partners and 2 to 3 committed relationships by age 27 is literally me. I feel good about it. Sounds like Average Anna and I would be good friends! 

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa WHOA. Nobody said burqa. Hahahahahaha, of course that’s not necessary.  That’s a heathen muslim garment. Jesus loves you and wants you to have greater freedoms than those terrorists. But just, like, one or two more freedoms. Don’t go crazy with the freedom, young lady.

It sounds like Average Anna has a pretty good time until she gets married and has kids.  That was obviously her mistake.

I feel like the fact that you can be “working on a child” and still get drunk at a Christmas party could be a selling point for surrogacy to more women even if they don’t have any issues carrying/birthing.

I have not liked Rosario Dawson from the moment she stepped on screen in Kids nearly 25 years ago. She’s always seemed inauthentic, but fine. I figured she was down for the cause.

George Carlin said it best: “Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”

A black woman who supports Trump?

Mr. Bennett was respectable and not poor at all; the problem was that his estate and its income were entailed on the closest male descendant. Since he only had daughters, the Bennett sisters were in a position of affluence that would turn to (genteel, but real) poverty on their father’s death. The had enough that if…

Thank you. Lately the purity police at Jez just make me want to scream. Harris is one of the best candidates we may have.

I know everyone thinks she is the greatest thing since sliced bread, especially around here, but a lot of what was said in that article is absolutely true. It is impressive that she won her seat at such a young age, and she has a lot of ideas I agree with (although I am a traditional liberal Democrat, not a…

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-dont-hate-women-candidates-i-just-hated-hillary-and-coincidentally-im-starting-to-hate-elizabeth-warren

I assume it’s the same vague, meaningless hopey changey book all presidential candidates write. It’s not like Obama’s Audacity of Hope lit the world on fire.