He’s also not pulling an Elon by dating drastically younger women. Lauren Sanchez, his “alive girl,” is 49. I didn’t really expect that when I read that text because I thought he was fetishizing a younger woman. But no. Carry on, Bezos. 

Also, I’m kind of inspired, I mean, how old is he? To meet and connect with someone who makes you feel like writing these wonderfully heartfelt clumsy corny things is so hard. The fact that he was still married aside, I’m happy for him?! And impressed with anyone who lets themselves be vulnerable—a hearty clap on…

I’m with Bezos on this one. I think it’s sweet, it expresses deep passion and emotion and isn’t really about sex, it is about love. He’s offering to caress her and stare deeply into her eyes. I mean, he is married so that part is gross, but you’re not criticizing that. You are conflating romantic texts with sexts an…

“OMG bish your boobs are huge are you pregnant?” is absolutely a thing I have said to multiple friends. The answer is always yes.

Don’t feel bad, Kate. My boobs spoiled the twists in The Crying Game and The Sixth Sense.

Neither Trump nor Hillary Clinton would be in office.

You might take a second look at your ageist implicit bias.

What kind of rapping name is Steve anyway?

I’m going to be honest: thinking we can do anything ambitious by only taxing “the rich” (thus implying only “other people”) is disingenuous at best.

There’s nothing “bad” about this interview.

Schwiing indeed.

Not to take away from her accomplishments, but... Schwiiing!!!

That is a look!

I loved her outfit. She was also wearing a chic fake fur stole for the oath! Mother never looked this good.

I Don’t Hate Women Candidates – I Just Hated Hillary and Coincidentally I’m Starting to Hate Elizabeth Warren

It’s fair use. They’re appropriating only the look and feel for a completely different purpose.

Also, does nobody remember that the guy was literally drenched head to foot in his own sweat for his whole campaign? This is probably the only weather he can just straight wear a t-shirt and have it remain dry all day

Ah, yes...who wouldn’t want to work in the Bay Area for $65,000 per year as what amounts to essentially being a servant for a bunch of (probably) rich (probably) assholes from 6 a.m. - 10 p.m with a bunch of tankers going by all day. This lighthouse isn’t even on the coast, it’s in the bay right between the Richmond…

Particularly that many of these women really really struggled to feed themselves and their families, and latched onto some men in power who could. You know, I’m Jewish, I’m eastern European Jewish in fact. My family lived in the shadow of the holocaust. But I don’t begrudge these women who shacked up with German…

In the immortal words of Jenna Maroney: “Having a baby gets you attention.”