Reaching out and grabbing someone like that is universal for “we’re fighting now”. It transcends color.

If you don’t want people to punch you, don’t grab them by the shirt collar and jerk them towards you. If you want them to stop hitting you, let go of the shirt collar.

He’ll be needing that straw now.

in fact Jeff Foxworthy would have probably had a better take on being young and crazy than CK does. on one of the Blue Collar Comedy specials he praised his kids for being smart enough to not do the dumb shit he did in his 20s. 

You’re not interesting because you jerked off in front of women for decades. Why does that mean I have to listen to you? Why does that make you interesting. You didn’t get your career ruined by a vindictive creep. You spent 20 years harassing your colleagues and threatening them with retaliation and now I gotta…

“You didn’t get shot. You pushed some fat kid in the way and now I gotta listen to you talking.”

Broadchurch has provided some excellent gifs.

My favorite Olivia Coleman moment was in Broadchurch when she says something along the lines of “All due respect Sir, step away from me now or I will piss in a cup and throw it at you”

Two things: I absolutely believe that Pop-Tarts could last five years and not be moldy (I have no scientific data to back this up; it’s just my ignorant opinion) and women are ok to drink wine when pregnant, especially when they are that far along.

I found him to be more intelligent than I expected. Also resilient and capable of self reflection—which is a feat in today’s world. 

Exactly. He seems like a decent guy and in the article comes off as open and vulnerable (to a point). So, he says everything “is fire.” Who cares? We know what he means. Talking shit about BPoC who use AAVE is a BAD LOOK. If he can communicate effectively (which he absolutely can if you get over your damn pearl…

I mean with this line of thinking lets play a game!

He might not be the best conversationalist, but I found this to be surprisingly endearing? Having a baby girl is fire! Having a partner who likes to go for walks is nice, too! I was expecting much worse from this interview, but these highlights are sweet 

It’s like...have you had and enjoyed creme brulee?

I think some your guys’ racism is showing with all of these “that man can’t speak” comments... Nothing he said was impossible to understand, just spoken in a non-white/nerd way.

I hate this cause I know exactly why this clickbait article was written and I’m falling for it but I don’t care.

Boy have I got news for you about a thing called custard

It is a custard.

He’s gonna be fine.

What exactly do you find objectionable about Travis Scott?