Does Aladdin look... weirdly old? I always thought of him as early 20s, tops, and the Aladdin above looks like he’s fresh out of his second marriage and ready to mingle. :\

WHAT. 33. Thirty three. Human years, generally understood to be the number of times the planet has revolved around the sun since you were born. He is that many of those units of time old.

NO.

That cannot be. YOU ARE FUCKING JOKING RIGHT

This evening, my friends and I wanted to really experience the feminist side of the internet so we went to Jezebel. There aren’t enough words to describe how awful it was.

There is nothing wrong with being bald. Many people rock the look, whether because they’re follically-challenged or because they shave their heads. (Or, of course, for other reasons, such as cancer.) One of the smartest things that Mayor Giuliani ever did was to admit (finally!) that he is bald.

Clothes. No one knows my size/style/age. One year, I received an argyle sweater vest in a kids XL. Another year, it was an adult L t-shirt that said “I can handle my attitude all on my own”. I’m a 165 lb, 33-year-old. 

Definitely better looking.  Likely better acting as well.

Apparently on Dark Angel he was dating Jessica Alba when she was 18-19 and he was 30 and that he got Jensen Ackles fired because he didn’t want a competing and possibly better looking love interest for her. sideeye.gif

When Tootight Lululemon opens up her mouth, all that comes out is the stink of 30 volume bleach and the sound of Scrabble tiles falling to the floor. Ignore.

I don’t even want to imagine what would happen to Kenneth’s sweet spirit while working for Trump.

That’s kind of creepy. He does kind of look like Eric with a chin and no broken paternal chromosomes.

To be fair, after his staff told him that Kenneth Parcell wasn’t available, he had to do something:

She’s rhyming MeDUSA with DUCA and SUPA in that scheme, using ‘head’ to connect them.

Well, yeah she rhymes the last syllable of the line each time with the same word, but the syllables before it (internal rhyme) also rhyme and are different words. If anything, one could argue that she makes the rhyme more difficult by limiting herself to the same word for end rhyme while still contrasting that with…

Ar u gula really drag my favorite green like that?? (it’s a stretch I’m sorry I had to try)

Arugula is my favorite, I eat handfuls of it straight out of the bag. Mmm. 

This is a horrible arugula take. Spicy greens are awesome. 

Wreath terror, if you will.

Given the chaos in Congress, I think She really is the best choice for now. She knows where all the bodies are buried, and has the most experience. I do hope this is her last term, and they start to working on turning it over to the younger progressives. I also think it is great that She was the number one boogie man…

Why the opposition to Pelosi? Yeah she’s not the most progressive but she’s also the most experienced. Given the situation having a capabale hand at the helm is absolutely a good thing. We saw how ineffectual new blood Paul Ryan was as speaker compared to Boehner.

Thank you. The entitlement of all of this shit is just killing me. If women wanted men to choke on their breasts, do you think that shit would fly and it’d become a porn genre? Goddamn. Men regularly won’t even go down on women, let alone actually do something that is humiliating and painful or uncomfortable for them.…