In the future, textbooks on WW3 have a chapter called “The role of Twitter”.

It would also be cool if this mentally challenged motherfucker would make these inappropriate calls on secured lines and not hand the phone off to his children when he gets confused/needs to switch to fishing for bribes and special treatment. (And did you see where he got a call from the House Minority Leader, and…

No, he tweets about general supposed Clinton “sex crimes with children” while his son, who works for him at Flynn Intel Group and has worked with him through the transition, during which he met Donald Trump, is tweeting specifically about #pizzagate.

Assad’s thugs (his so-called Syrian Arab Army, which is not nearly as Syrian or Arab as it used to be—regime forces in Aleppo are largely Iranian soldiers and Hezbollah terrorists) have taken Bana’s neighborhood.

Madonna kissing a younger pop star. I feel like I’ve seen that somewhere before.

THATS NOT TWERKING FUCK DUDE. Thats just boppin around, c’mon!

From the St. Nicholas page I found online:

I really had no clue how badly I would be affected by this election, my depression got bad, there’s days I don’t do anything but walk my dog and lay in bed watching Netflix and feeling numb to everything, I can’t stop clenching my teeth, I was shaking for a while and it finally stopped so that’s good. I’ve been…

It never fails that I’m on my period when on call at work. So I get to go to bloody crime scenes to which I can contribute some carnage. I feel ya.

Seriously. Look at this kid. Look how pissed he is that Santa is black.

this tweet is paradise

Aren’t Santa’s key physical components his bushy white beard, his jiggly belly, and his twinkling eyes? What the hell does the color of his skin have to do with any of those things? What is wrong with people?

Thank you. I have the same condition from being beaten by an abusive ex — its permanent, it can’t be fixed.My girlfriend, friends, and colleagues don’t think I’m creepy, or a monster, or recoil from me, nor do they beg me to wear an eye patch or sunglasses all the time, to protect their fee fees.

Trump’s kind of awful because of his hair. That’s not a case of an issue he cannot help, he chooses to have his hair cut and styled and dyed to look like that.

Yep. I’ve got a lazy eye and not feeling exceptionally great about it. It’s a really weird feeling being okay with people levelling vitriol at someone, but not feeling good about the specifics.

Right? Can we please STOP blaming Clinton/Dems for not being magicians? Wait, no, reaching these people wouldn’t take a magician — it’d take a lobotomist.

And those are the people that The Dems supposedly didn’t reach out to in this election? Exactly how the fuck was Hillary Clinton supposed to reach those willfully ignorant maniacs?