your tits look great tho

Puppy role-playing?

People are whispering about Katy Perry being pregnant because Orlando Bloom rubbed her belly at a big event

Yas at Amber getting the tax writeoff for the 6.8mil, while Depp only gets to count the 200k. That’s some kind of justice.

But why else would a man rub his girlfriend’s belly in public if not to suggest that she is pregnant with his baby?

Thank you! Fascinating. It seemed quite clear that his hair is quite dark underneath the adolescent bleaching but this makes perfect sense. If true, how dismaying that self-hatred runs so deep.....

Some background on Wilders’ hair: http://vorige.nrc.nl//international/article2350022.ece/Geert_Wilders_Indonesian_roots_define_his_politics,_says_anthropologist

I support your lust, but I swear to you I cannot see him as an attractive human being. Most of the time, I can see what others see in a person, but he was so off my radar that the first times I heard people express the opinion he was hot, I was just... confused.

If you were a liberal snowflake, you might have received adequate funding for an education and realised that “was” is the wrong tense to use in that tweet.

Dude, the bar is so low that it is hitting the molten center of the earth’s core.

Ah, the tried and true method of prefacing your complaint with “I’m not complaining, but.” Trumpistry at its finest.

Friend, your heart is in the right place and I know denial is a coping mechanism, but it’s time to accept that war is over. Keep us posted on his complete turn around and apology tour for his assbackwardness-I will be the first to apologize to you if he joins BLM.

But do you actually enlighten this guy? I live in Trump Country. It’s not been my experience that rational and lively debate changes minds any more than screaming, because it’s actually pretty extraordinary to change someone’s mind. That’s usually something that only comes from lived experience, not from earnest…

I hate her too. I said it. Again. I will actually not stop saying it. She is the bitch in school who’s ass you just have to beat and be totally willing to take the suspension for it. You just take off your earrings and then your shoes and just go batshit ass hopping crazy on her and beat her until the teacher pulls…

With the heat of a thousand suns.

Best take away: “I don’t see color.”

Claire debuted this essay at Tin House’s summer workshop in 2015 and I happened to be there. I think her essay is great, particularly in her acknowledgement of her own privilege. However, the discussion following her talk immediately shrunk to ‘How can we get more white women published?’, as opposed to ‘How can we get…

I lol’d. I find him oddly compelling, but you are right, it is in a weird olde timey train robber way.

Him? With the olde timey train robber face?