I heard the next season of Black Mirror has Trump fucking an Orguantan because it looks just like him.

This is off topic but the Social Security changes really worry me. My children all receive Social Security Survivor Benefits (my husband passed away). We depend on that money to replace his income. It’s been a huge part of why I’ve continued to be able to give my kids some stability and keep them in the same school…

Yep, me too. You morons deserve to be left by the side of the road, just like your dad threatened to for kicking the back of his seat for five hundred miles. You wouldn’t listen.

Hell, PENCE would have told them. Pence never hid his anti-abortion views in the slightest. Hell, it was a point of pride for him. The only way you could not realize any of this is if you never, ever paid attention.

I’m having a hard time feeling any sympathy for Trump voters who get health benefits via the exchange or who receive Medicare/Social Security who seem stunned that the continuation of these benefits is now in real jeopardy. I feel sorry for everyone smart enough not to vote for Trump who will lose access to these…

As terrifying as this whole thing, the schadenfreude I get from seeing supporters’ eyes open about how they were conned has been beautiful. Just beautiful.

After all those C-sections. Really bad decision.

Yes, yes I do. Far as I know, though, I’m perfectly allowed to have a problem with that. It is my opinion, owned by me, and in no way causes harm or damage, and does not in any way influence said person, or persons associated with having that many pregnancies.

Pregnancy is not really a low risk condition. Even healthy pregnancies can have lifelong negative health affects, up to and including death. Heck, I still have painful hip problems and eczema from my second (wanted) pregnancy.

I am currently 22 weeks pregnant with a baby whose measurements so far have caused my obstetrician to do much tooth-sucking and pronouncing of “WOW, this is a big baby”. (I am only 5'2", but my husband and his family are from some weird race of giants.) She’s kicking like a mule, and my amused obstetrician says that…

This. This is why I’ve never worried about abortions and why I’ve always been pro-choice in my thoughts. The things that people will put themselves through to have children are, by and large, incredible and only a fool would think eliminating the choice of having an abortion would even remotely increase the number of…

“Your penis is still offensive,” another officer informs him. Relatable.

Or the Patil twins in Gryffindor and Ravenclaw.

There were the twins Parvati and Padma Patil but they were such minor characters to make any real difference.

I can’t recall a single instance where a student was sorted into a different house from his parents or sibs.

The constant dripping out of stuff that Rowling wanted to do in the Potterverse is so tiresome. At least this isn’t coming from her Twitter account, but after the abyssmal Cursed Child, I hope we can all agree to not care for a while.

Yup. No way can they do that realistically. Even just teaching itself, not to mention all that homework. Thus my theory that she is just the team lead and that there are numerous other teachers that also teach the classes that we never see.

It’s a boarding school with a town with shops, pubs, and restaurants next to it. I imagine the teachers spend much of their time there when not working.

Hufflepuff would always be the stoner house. Firstly, their name is Hufflepuff. Secondly, there’s a reason the herbology professor is in charge of them.

What do Wizards do after school? It really bothers me that there is (seemingly) no form of higher education in the Wizarding world. Although this might explain why there isn't a whole lot of innovation when it comes to magic. Someone pointed out that in Half-Blood Prince a decades old potion book is apparently just as…