I don’t know what poor parenting led you to believe that being a rage-a-holic in public (or even comment boards) over petty stuff was somehow the correct way to behave but, let me be the first (apparently) to tell you that you’re wrong.

If you don’t like a TV show don’t watch it. If you don’t like a video game company don’t play their games. Or do the bigger, better, more important thing. Leave your shitty internet comment. Tanks for all you do. 

Being a virtue signaling male feminist won’t get you laid. Try not to rape and/or murder any women please.

I’m curious, how were these women compelled to work there?

I don’t know why I keep posting comments on Fortnite articles when the moderator refuses to take a single one out of the grays, but hey here are some things I noticed after my first six hours of gameplay last night:

Because shut up, Kyle.

I tried to pump out a few good masturbation jokes, but I found myself coming up empty. 

Also, I would strongly recommend “The Hollow”. It was a bit of a surprise for me. It’s cheap, short, admittedly geared towards young teens, but I enjoyed it.

Because you’re getting paid for it. Not really “having a laugh,” this is literally your fucking job. You’re not using it to “amuse or relate.” You’re getting paid. And, once again, some of you guys think we give a shit and love to read your personal diary entries.

Just give me a Darksiders 3.