Yes, yes, and yes. I could not believe someone actually suggested using the mouse for this.  It’s like watching my father-in-law click. inside. every. form. element. to. fill. it. out.  RANDY I KNOW YOU HAVE A TAB KEY.

This. So much this. The idea of just backspacing alone, and not ctrl+backspace to get rid of the offending word in one multi-key-stroke, is absolutely insane.

Settle a score in my office. You’re typing and realize you misspelled something. Do you…

There is absolutely zero fucking chance that a millionaire who ran in NYC’s upper social circles in the 70's and 80's never did a line, ZERO.

$10 for a jar of marinara? Must be nice being part of the 1%

People who love cooking are really bad at imagining there are people who don’t love cooking.

Making pasta is a lot like making marinara sauce. It’s not that it’s hard - it isn’t - it’s that doing it right is time-consuming and even then the odds are you aren’t going to end up with anything that’s significantly better than the premium brands you can get at the supermarket.

So we agree that Trump has likely never smoked weed, but he’s for sure taken enough perscription pills to kill most of the race horses on Earth, right? I mean, I see him doing that and not counting it as “drugs” because it was from a doctor, or some sort of “medical person” who told him it would increase his manliness…

Once they had some basic supplices (sic)they then began mining without actually... mining. This involved a few different methods. Luring Creepers, enemies who explode when they get close to the player, was one common method. It is dangerous and a bit hard to control. Crafting TNT with materials from dead Creepers…

My favorite thing from that scanner was when a suspect was described as having “very long nose hair” which made me ewww and then laugh for 5 minutes

Will the waitstaff also smack the back of the vapist’s head for me? Because that’s really what I want, but I already tucked the tablecloth into my shirt.

Dear Sarah,

For convenience, foods should be sorted by both methods. The reasoning behind this is, everyone knows dairy and meat and produce. But for foreign cuisine, the ingredients aren’t as familiar. So grouping those together makes sense. (for example, not everyone knows what tamarind is, so they wouldn’t know where to look…

Being chicano and growing up eating our own Mexican foods here in the U.S., my cousins and I would always joke “I love ethnic food” when going to eat at Golden Corral or Furr’s Cafeteria.

Huntington has three areas, Huntington, Huntington Station and Huntington Village (where people pay extra for that distinction). The segregation in Huntington came about because realtors would not show homes to certain people (people of color) in certain zip codes.  My grandparents were the only African Americans in…

I agree and as a black man its also frustrating because these racist claim that they hate minorities because they are lazy,on welfare and this and that. But racist like to attack people who are working and contributing to the local community and America as a whole.

Would shoppers be amenable to an aisle devoted, for instance, to “noodles” that includes both spaghetti and rice noodles?

oh god! Another email from that woman!  When is that book gonna be done?

As a European who would be the first to roll my eyes at a walking ‘Ugly American’ stereotype in my country - just stop. You’re being an Ugly European.

They don’t have to serve you, and (protected classes aside) they don’t have to have a good reason. Considering the penalty for being wrong, a bartender should definitely set their Spider-Sense bar higher than the law’s. If I must err one way or the other, I’d much rather deny an of-age person than serve an underage…