16 AND A HALF, OK?!

That was such a good line.

Passing on the right means that you moved to the right lan in order to go around someone slower than you. If you are already in the right-most lane, but going faster than someone in the middle/left lane, you can stay in your lane and go past the slower driver. That is not considered passing.

I still have so much love for Bub Rub and Lil Sis.

I once encountered someone without their lights on in pouring, driving rain. They were also going slow as molasses in the middle lane of a 6-lane highway (like, less than the legal minimum). I didn’t see them till I was on top of them and had to slam on my brakes and swerve to the right. Luckily, no one else was…

It’s the law in lots of states. However, idiots are also in lots of states. They appear to have numbers on their side.

As you are supposed to use your headlights in the rain, why not have them come on automatically whenever the wipers are working (or perhaps when they’re working on all but the lowest setting)?

I hope that child got removed from his home by CPS permanently. Also, everyone filming in portrait and not zooming in deserves to stub their pinky toe twice a week for the rest of their lives.

Seriously, they should repaint. If there’s an HOA get approval or an exemption. Surely the HOA prez is also pissed about all this.

Really surprised no one from Mississippi is on the list.

I was surprised that the New York politicians didn’t get more money than the ones in red states. I would have thought they’d need a bigger check to make them support NRA in a place that is full of pro-gun control voters.

Yes! That was my instant reaction: what is with those lips? Why did DaddyDrake get a tat of his son looking so sassy? It’s weird.

When you say “we” who are you referring to? Because I think Harriot is referring only to (non-Hotep) black people when he says “we”. Not ‘we Americans’ or everybody in general. Does that change your reaction to the article?

I love Michael Harriot’s writing. I read the headline as I scrolled the front page and thought, “What?! I hear that all the time...”. As soon as I start reading the article, BAM, he starts educating. Thanks, Harriot, for writing so well. May you always have a place to share your work.

Ah, I should have known better than to trust the spelling of words in a Deadspin headline!

Read further. The Pricipal of Green Oaks, the Caddo Parish school mentioned, stated that the team will not only stand but they all have to link arms at their next game. (Or have they always linked arms? That is not addressed.) How is that progressive?! It’s the same end result, just without the nasty letter.

Who cares about grey matter? Everyone knows the white matter is where it’s at!

-1 letter grade for misspelling footbaw.

If you win a chance to go to near-Earth orbit, Don’t Go! We’ll probably have WW3 while you’re up there.

Ah, but we have many precedents since at least the 90s (when I was in HS, and thus paying attention to how The Man was trying to push us kids around, I’m sure 80s teens will chime in and tell me about back in their day) restricting free speech of public school students. The argument was that by attending public…