I always thought the most interesting things about the Pirates movies were the villians. Depp’s drunk guy schtick got old for me by the second movie.

No.

Totally down with a native American period piece action film. It’s an exciting new direction for a stale franchise.

But next, give us Pride and Predators, starring Milla Jovavich as Elizabeth, Jason Statham as Mr. Darcy, and the Predator as Himself.

He chose that particular neighborhood because it is majority black and he wanted to kill black people.

No no no, you’ve got it all wrong. It’s black/brown: death sentence, white: take them alive.

Supposedly, his manifesto says he picked the ZIP code with the highest proportion of black folks.

I hate this country so much sometimes. Feels like we’re just circling the drain.

Fucking hell, at this point just put every god damn 4chan piece of shit on a watchlist. Shutdown their hosting, lock them out of financing and arrest the person running it.

In America:

Spoken like a future mass-shooter pretending that /pol/ isn’t an issue.

I still sometimes think about the fact that they got Burger King for the kid who shot up the church..

Weird how cops are so good at bringing in these heavily armed and outfitted white supremacist killers alive but can’t seem to get George Floyd or Eric Garner in the back of a squad car without oopsie doopsie murdering them

At this point, if you find 4chan in your kids browsing history, it’s time to throw every internet capable device they have into a volcano and move to the woods. 18 years old, Christ.

Did the cops hug him and give him some warm milk and cookies afterwards like they do with all the other white supremacist mass murderers?

A series about gay vampires on Netflix uh... Better hope they wrap it in one season before the cancellation announcement.

One of the more important tips I would give to new killers is this: it’s okay to break off a chase. Nothing I’ve seen demoralizes an inexperienced killer more than chasing a survivor for minutes on end and never catch them. If a survivor is giving you too much trouble, has too many pallets to throw, or is going to a…

it’s about the soich for more money

It was incredibly obvious watching MoM how much stuff Elizabeth Olsen filmed without being near the other actors. it’s kind of jarring

Can’t argue with this seeing as how they themselves pointed out they did this with Downey’s final “I am Iron Man” line. 

It’s a small thing, but I definitely preferred short-haired Thor and bearded Captain America.