Holy fuck this is a lot of white on white crime. Mostly I mean old white people fighting over control of the country all dressed in terrible white clothing from the 90s...

My guess is she’s a Brazilian that does Brazilian Jiu Jitsu because Capcom...

Weddings are still pretty much affairs designed to be made fun of from beginning to end though. You just don’t liveblog or livetweet it. You come to a Gawker site the next day and write about it anonymously.

I got the sense from what I’ve been reading that the devs hit a wall and that wall was, “Holy shit we really don’t know how to effectively program the AI for the single player campaign”.

Every damn time. ...

I hope other people get how clever your comment is. I really do.

I heard he’s actually going to eat a live baby on stage if they ignore him next debate.

Ascended gear is highly overrated unless you’re specifically doing high level fractal dungeon runs frequently. Legendary items are gold sinks and we’re altogether just eDick measuring tools until they got at least something of a mechanical benefit that made them somewhat worthwhile. Why Anet thought that was good end…

Season 1 was so bad it made me rage quit for a few months. Haha. I’m glad we will never have to go back to it. Though never re releasing the holographic shattered wing skin is BS.

Lifetime Channel - Where careers go to get killed by evil-doctor-husbands.

Now if only we could have some of those servicemen in movie theaters or churches in this country. . .

Britain said the same thing a few hundred years ago.

I wish Ellen Page wasn’t gay... and also knew who I was... and was attracted to me. Oh well.

Are you from America? Because here we are pretty much known for sticking our dick in every other countries business. It’s kinda what we’re known for. That and gun massacres.

Because all the grizzly shows on TLC are getting cancelled because of all the molestations and/or puppy murders?

I know. I even agreed. I said I spoke for the fans that aren’t, you know, stupid.

Fine. No reasonable, sane KH fan wants it. Pretty much ruins the tone of Kingdom Hearts in the sense that there isn’t a whole lot to the Disney animated films so you’re free to explore them in a bit more depth and flesh out details when they’re included as worlds in KH. Marvel and Star Wars have decades, upon decades…

No. I’ve waited over a decade for this. Do not ruin it with Spider-Man and Luke Skywalker.

Because no KH fan wants Spider-Man and Wolverine in their game? Or Star Wars for that matter.