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Funny, I thought his role in Sunshine was really an evolution from the guy who played Freddie Prinze Jr’s role in Not Another Teen Movie. The latter half of Sunshine was garbage, but he gave an amazing performance of someone who could be a dick, but was also making the right leadership calls. I was excited when he was

Chiklis and Evans were great. Had good chemistry too. Shame Alba didn’t have chemistry with anyone and I could have done without Reed/Doom... love triangle? McMahon worked for that version of Doom. Not sure how he’d do if Marvel did “real” Doom today.

Spider-Man 2 (two) the second Sam Raimi film is the wool pulled over the sheep’s eyes. It has some extraordinarily bad writing, plotting and acting. SM3 is awful on nearly every level, but it might be the only Raimi film with an actual, non-origin related character arc. Two is riding that nostalgia wave hard.

Everyone always responds to me, when I mention similar points, that “it’ll never be that bad”. Odds are they are right it will likely not be that bad... but it easily COULD be that bad. That’s the point. We’re always the width of a hair away from shit totally falling apart. World’s probably not gonna end, but shit can

The only issue with the 2005 films is it’s set in 2005. No one had quite hit the sweet spot with super hero films yet. At all. The first two X-Men films were amazing, but were firmly set in the science fiction genre rather than the super-hero real. Sam Raimi’s Spider-Man was good, and while the second is widely

The YJ wounds will never fully heal.

He’s only done as a lead actor in a tent pole - (which this isn’t even a tentpole movie because it’s released in post holiday deadzone of Jan/Feb/March). He still does fairly well in smaller movies and indy movies.

She doesn’t even go here!

And please, no more Jedi. I’m tired of an entire galaxy revolving around a very, very small minority.

I love Tron Legacy. This news is pretty soul crushing.

I never thought morning spoilers would give me a lump in my throat :'(

And hookers. Don’t forget hookers. Dude puts them in everything.

I’m completely out of ammo... that’s never happened to me before.

Two was a surprisingly solid effort. It kept the comedy/horror thing going fairly well without totally jumping the shark. The later films I’ve watched maybe once and they were just too cheesy.

Tatum was basically your only shot of getting Gambit so...

You just made me snort from laughing. Not cool, dude. Not cool.

ANYONE NOT WEARING 2 MILLION SUNBLOCK IS GONNA HAVE A REAL BAD DAY!

Doc Oct is the worst villain with no qualities that are related to his comic counter part and is entirely throwaway (I guess not having Venom be Venom is actually the worst, but he was tacked on to a better villain in sandman) but in terms of construction sm2 is really bad. There are zero character arcs and it’s

Xmen days of future past or the first wolverine debacle are just behind catwoman and elektra.