I LOVE Event Horizon. A remake might miss the point. I like that all the creepy weird shit is unexplained in a Lovecraftian sort of way. It’s basically Lovecraft in space, but with positive portrayals of black people! I feel like a remake would force-feed the audience too many explanations, because there’s SO much…

I think The Rock as the inept, wanna-be machismo action-hero Forest Gump-ing his way through a fantasy movie (“Just what the heck is going on!?”) Jack Burton would be AMAZING. It would play so against his ridiculous size and strength. Knocking himself out before the climatic battle would be amazing.

What’s sad is that movie was released well within my lifetime but the first thing I thought of is way, way outside of my lifetime

The difference is you could probably hit someone with this.

This is such bullshit. There’s legitimately only a few non-Marvel movies I look forward to in the coming years. This is about a third of that list... If WB/lionsgate pulls out on Godzilla 2 or Pacific Rim 2 I might just quit going to see summer blockbusters altogether.

It’s very, very easy to imagine daredevil without kingpin. I spent most of the show wondering if d’onofrio thought he was honestly doing a sequel to men in black. He was so outrageously goofy and inept. His scenes drag with little emotional payoff seeing as his scenes end in one of two ways - droning off while…

It’s amazeballs! I’d almost say that gif up top is spoiler, but literally every minute is so full of ridiculous gags like the T-Rex slap-fight that they’d ALL be spoilers. Also that neverfate guy who suggested this sounds like a handsome dude.

Especially after the seven remakes they already made called Fast and the Furious that made billions of dollars. Actual billions.

Sounds like my life

“Hey, wanna go back to my parents place and bang?” ruins it for 50% of the people I know and “Haha who has time to bang I have two jobs just so I can afford a two bedroom apartment I share with four people” for the other half. Which means 100% of the non-married millenials I know aren’t getting laid.

Honestly beating the Fermi paradox would leave too hopeful. Sure a type 2 or 3 predatory civilization would eat us but I’d be happy going out knowing were not alone

Yeah, I know. Super-strength, flight, tactile-telekinesis and whatever other way Superman doesn’t have to obey to laws of physics and leverage... but what even is this pose? What motion is his body even making? Seriously: go attempt to stand in this pose and try to imagine what it accomplishes.

That’s also in like the second to last episode. I had already given up on Fisk at that point as he was terrible on all levels. And while that one scene was done well, they later mention there’s not a single finger print at the scene, not even Ulrich’s, only compounded the silly because the dude was so bad in covering…

Everyone’s going to point out that they’re carbon dating the carbon based stuff found around these tools. I’d like to point out that while the material that composes all rocks have been around since forever, not all “rocks” are the same age, since you know there’s different types of rock formations that develop under…

Another billion dollar shit heap I’ll pass on. If the Transformers movies were any more pointless they would be this comment, since even I’ve stopped caring about how it’s going to pineapples corroborate ammonium oxide cruise explosion noise.

Zak Penn... not so much a great writer. Just a guy who gets his name on scripts that have other, better writers on movies that have grossed billions. He’s the luckiest dude in Hollywood. Seriously, look into movies his written where he’s the sole writer. I just imagine this will be his contribution to Pacific Rim 2

As I explained in another comment kingpin would make sense in the flash show. He makes no sense in daredevil. He’s too silly in a show that’s not silly.

I didn’t mind Reverse Flash’s wackiness, because it fit the show. I felt Daredevil focused too much on Kingpin’s weirdness in a show that wasn’t really that crazy outside of a blind superhero vigilante. DD was so consistent with everything else though.

D’onofrio was far, far too silly to take seriously. He sounded like a Muppet and was hilarious inept considering he starts out as a villain who can remain nameless and still be a threat... and than hilariously fails at everything else.

I really, really wanted to like Southland Tales, but holy shit was it just long, preachy and offensively boring. It wasn’t even one of those bait-and-switch “this is confusing so it must be deep” movies that his other works are - it was flat out “I’m so fucking smart with my biting social commentary!”