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Ahem, Rowlet is 100% the best Alolan starter. No question

Odyssey should be #1 in my opinion. It easily has the best combat in upgrades in any AC game. The blocking system with the LB and RB triggers is genius. When the swords clash and you get that bling. I feel like a badass! Love it!

In what world is this not “white” - No, it’s not #fff digital lead white, but that is clearly a shade of white. Is yours is suffering from severe yellowing?

Disagree. It takes elements from every past generation of PlayStation and rolls them into the most PlayStation PlayStation that has ever PlayStationed.

The PSOne was white and or Grey, lest you forget. It has a splash of the PS2 Electric Blue, it’s got PS3 Curves, and the high-gloss / matte finish of the PS4.
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About time they officially announced Horizon One Dawn!

And ME at Lauren Lapkus! (Seriously, the best version of the biblical Abel I have ever seen)

You had me at "Nicole Byer".

Really? That’s the appropriate response? A gaming blog posts something critical of one of your characters (deservedly btw) and your response would be to just not sell your game to that entire country/continent?

I don’t read Kotaku as much over the last few years because my employer firewall decided to put the mark of death on it. But you are one of the remaining writers that I was did make a point to try to read. You’ll be missed.

I’m holding out for the flame thrower.

You could, of course, follow these very inconvenient recommendations, or you could simply follow the tried-and-true tactics:

More like: “Jason Schreier delays Final Fantasy VII Remake and Avengers”.

“completely fabricated events that never happened” is a weird thing to get mad about. You are aware the original game wasn’t a documentary, right? 

Yennefer’s transformation is just one of several media performances wherein a disabled person is magically cured to promote the idea that normality equals physically abled.

Wait, I’m confused. Why was the Plaintiff ordered to pay the Defendant? Was there a counter-claim? On what basis? So the Plaintiff is now out the original $1.2 million he spent in the character AND almost $13,000 to the person that bought the character? Was the ex-friend found not liable for any damages??

You really think that content is any where close to the entire Disney catalog? No way

You say this, but I feel like on a Saturday morning at 5:30 am with a 3 year old, I’d be willing to pay a hell of a lot more than they are charging for the peace that this service will buy me during that initial waking up period.

This whole take screams “I don’t have kids”....

The opening of the vault on Disney+ is going to be a life saver for me

Yeah, I enjoy choosing things like species and class.  However, I have gotten to the point where I try not to spend much time on cosmetic features.  Most of the time they will be covered up with armor anyway.  So if a game has a randomize option I’ll just tap that a few times until I get something I am satisfied with