Hey buddy, Kluwe was a punter, don’t lump him in with the kickers!

As of when this article went live, Hart is currently three quarters of the way through his current 100% attempt. 

Nice of the team to let Homeless Conor McGregor answer some questions.

Ahhh.... the Vikings got called on that same penalty to allow the Packers to score a field goal before the 1st half you fucking hack

Not going to lie, I love DeviantArt and have found artists I’ve hired for commissions there. The depth and variety of work is a rabbit hole you will never reach the bottom of. There are some really, really talented people there.

[slight rocking]

Sounds like gm needs to study their competition a little closer. Plus build better airbags

This is the most awesome build ever. He could have gone the easier (and probably cheaper) route and bought a 911, or just told the kids that they get to ride with dad one at a time. Instead, he went full Jalop.  On two continents.

Good God, Tomsula’s lifehack this week is disgusting and quite possibly one of his best yet.

Why do you hate the troops?

Can they?

“Great Moments in Poop History” eventually just became “Long, Boring & Fake Stories About Pooping”

God has no sense of SPACING and I resent Him for it.

Fuck it.  Let’s die on this hill.  The double quarter pounder is fucking delicious. 

And for anyone saying that this wasn’t a pattern of repeated behavior:

I grew up in a place where he had a home, and he was well-known for pursuing my classmates in high school. Yes, all of us 14-17 year-olds swooned over the prospect of being picked up by him at a local concert or at the beach, because we were…

This sentence is very disingenuous. It omits that seven years passed and implies that Jasmine was 16 while Meadow was 15 when the relationship began. That is not true. Meadow was 8, Jasmine was 16, and Paul was 33.