I blame those screaming-shouting tuner reality shows for creating the impression that this sort of behavior is either acceptable or normal. You know the shows, they claim to be real but are scripted as hell and have two bearded or mustachioed macho assholes screaming and hollering at each other and threatening to…

“...so than i filled his oil filter with metal shavings"

*few hundredths of an MPG

I’d say the 2014 model came pretty close

I feel like it’s still too subtle. Needs more....C H E B R O L E T in your face to get the point across.

1: Front mid is a variation of front, not a variation of mid. Corvette is front-engined.

Cannot unsee.

BELIEVE

Honestly, I think that FCA-bad-quality thing is nothing but a terribly exaggerated, and outdated internet joke. My last car was an ‘07 Sebring. 220,000 miles and I never had one hint of a problem with. And now I have a ‘14 Charger with 130,000 and only had a small oil leak (that I may have caused trying to get the oil…

You have not reached peak Brodozer until you make your exhaust tip look like your AR15 rifle barrel.

I went to a service there once and spent the whole time waiting for Jesus to show up and flip a bunch of tables over. 

Don’t forget Joel Ornstein, a prosperity gospel grifter who has attracted thousands of idiot followers, enough to build himself multiple multi-million dollar mansions while keeping his massive compound of a church closed to people looking for shelter during Hurricane Harvey.

Yay! I made the cut again. Does this count as being a published author?

Sara sounds like a keeper to me

By Iron Man Triathlon do you mean watching all three Iron Man movies while consuming weed in a different form for each? Because if so, HIGHLY RECOMMENDED. 

The one great narcotic that the NFL has at their disposal is that it feels good to watch the game on a chilly autumn Sunday when you don’t really want to do anything. Maybe that’s at a bar, maybe that’s at a friends place, maybe that’s just by yourself, falling asleep on the couch. But it’s still pretty great, even if…

My reckoning is he’s a sportbike rider who knows this canyon really well (his lines are impeccable to the point of leaning over the grass verge almost into the rockface) taking it at speed on a Harley for shits and giggles with a buddy who’s clearly staying behind him to film the whole thing.

Dude I’m 49 and have been riding since I was 16. Last bike was a 1969 BSA A65 fully rebuilt by me.