I hate to be a TayStan on this one but I LOVE that gown. sup adultosaur

i bet theres a Monster energy drink tattoo underneath that t shirt.

Ah how my gif library will grow, thanks to this stupid twatfest's karmic retribution :]

C'mon craig. Practice what I'm sure you've preached:

I'll go for 'incredibly amusing', just because I cannot get past the Four Cardinal Vaginas...!

All it takes is ONE instance of sleeping with someone on the first date— presto, you're Easy Virtue[tm]!

"Post menopausal women do not have sex. Next question?" — Dr. McBroom

Using five promiscuous women as his case studies, McBroom introduces us to five archetypes: Insecure Minx, Bohemian Rebel, Messalina Reincarnate, Homosexual, and Love Starved Woman. AND WITH THEIR POWERS COMBINED THEY SUMMON CAPTAIN HARLOT!

That is code for Filthy Seductress.

WILD STUFF

I ate BREAD and everything! Ow, my celiac! It's for my art!

What if I played a blue collar working woman who married a criminal and then he died?

rly?

Yo, I personally wear fucktons of makeup, and def not scoffing, I just think it's funny that no makeup makeup is called no makeup makeup.

Okay, it's all well and good to scoff at people wearing "tons" of makeup, but as a pizza face since puberty—until rosacea struck, who is a brunette with superfine eyelashes, heavy unibrow, and eyes on the small side, I have worn makeup pretty much every day for the past 40 years, willingly. I like how I look and feel…

Contrary to popular belief, being goth isn't about being depressed.

Rock the black all day everyday, I ain't mad at cha.