Let's not forget all those stories about how Lilith moves on to essentially rock out with her tits out, having a metric fuck-ton of orgies with human men and demons alike, having a plethora of metal-as-hell demon-babies.

Oh man. This makes me laugh. This is what it's like to be in a grad program for the humanities. All the "well, actually, I'm not sexist, at all, I'm the least sexist person of all. Let me tell you about all of the male authors who are superior to every female author you mention though while perusing my woman-less…

i am actually crying laughing rn

We had an horrid relationship, the last 2 years where whiteout sex We had already broken up, I came to my apartment to find him inside it, lucky me the guy I was having sex with was waiting for me at a part several blocks away, Called my best friend because I wasn't going to be alone with my psycho ex...

I was…

I'm really glad I like my parents.

As someone who has to see every corner of every room, break every jar, kill every thing before moving on, I want to make it known that I do not sympathize with you.

is this what happens to someone's sense of humor when they read Atlas Shrugged over and over?

no i will throw up and die

i cant do it

Thankfully, 60% of american parents now keep their sons intact, so we are finally getting somewhere on this issue.

It really angers me that 40% of americans still do this to their sons for no good reason.

Put my ashes in a Choc-top.

Um.

I feel more heat watching birds mate on PBS.

I think a lot of the time is spent angrily shouting down gay fish rumors.

And instead of people remembering only Beck for his win, they will remember Kanye going up on stage and being a jackass during Beck's win.

Ok after watching both seasons of The Fall, I was actively distracted by how hot Jamie Dornan was but HOLY GOD this is like the most unerotic nude photo I have EVER SEEN

You would think that if he didn't want to take away from the moment he could have just STAYED IN HIS FUCKING SEAT.