Unfortunately, I can believe it because people fucking suck.

Exactly. I have a few friends (and one crazy relative) who have fallen for this crap, too. As a Jew and as someone who considers herself pro-Israel, but firmly in the two-state solution/peace camp, I don't want these people trying to speak for me. My cousin says, "We should take any help we can get..." Yeah, they are…

I'm gay and Jew-ish can I sign too?

If there was ever a marriage of convenience it is Christian Conservatives and Israel. These are the same people who spent the past FOREVER demonizing Jews and putting them in ghettos and if apocalypse type shit went down you can bet your sweet ass they would be doing it again in a heartbeat.

It's interesting to me that's almost everyone I've ever seen pull the "IF YOU'RE NOT 100% SUPPORTIVE OF EVERY THING ISRAEL DOES YOU'RE AN ANTI-SEMITIC NAZI" is very decidedly not Jewish. It's almost as though conservative Christians are using accusations of anti-Semitism as a smokescreen for their own Islamophobia...

What the fucking fuck do these people think they're doing dragging my religion and my people into this?! Get the fuck out of here with your insane Islamophobia masquerading as some sort of "support" for Jews and Israel — that's a disgusting lie and we want NO PART of it.

As a Jew, fuck all these people. Fuck them right up their self-righteous, ignorant asses. With a hot fire poker. That has barbs on it. Twice. No, three times. At least.

OH BOY. I was all . . . well, if it's consensual, I'm not gonna judge! And then:

This is why my SIL, who wears hijab, has anxiety about being out in public. People are fucking sick.

I'm an atheist. I once went on a date with a guy who talked on and on about his atheism. And then told me he organized meetups and retreats for atheists. I had to ask him, "isn't that the opposite of the perks of being an atheist"? If you're that into putting so much effort into NOT believing something, then I'm…

I said Evangelical Atheists. You know, the ones that try to "convert" religious people to non-religion.

"Double crap! He touched me down there and my inner goddess shat her pants! My subconscious rolled her eyes and puffed a meerschaum pipe."

"For more casual bystanders, though, there's a touch of the absurd to it. It already felt too soon when Tobey Macguire's Spider-Man movies — the last of which was only in 2007! — was rebooted in 2012 with a new story and a new actor (Andrew Garfield)."

Ugh. This whole thing is a mess.

I just posted this over on Gawker, but I think it got buried. But anyway, Kanye wasn't trying to be funny in regards to Beck winning over Beyonce. He was just on E! and he said, "Beck should have respected artistry and given his Grammy to Beyonce". It never fucking ends with him. And he obviously has no clue who Beck…

i can't believe these claims of things that have clearly happened. just can't believe it.

There are many more independents and liberals here in the heartland than Mike Huckabee wants to admit. He already knows it but that just didn't fit on the banner that he fingerpainted with Scott Walker and Rick Perry during Arts and Crafts hour.

Next: Taylor Swift trademarks the odd mix of shame and joy that I get when singing along to the "This Sick Beat™" section of "Shake It Off."

Trademark lawyer here! She hasn't actually trademarked the term yet, just filed applications to do so. There are any number of reasons why she might not secure rights to the marks, e.g. the USPTO might reject the applications on various grounds, third parties with an interest in the marks might oppose their…

I don't have to, as a feminist, support stupidity just because it is being peddled by someone else who identifies as a feminist.