I'm ethnic, too. Ethnically Polish, that is. This is the skin color of my people:

Potatoe is very...exotic.

You know how some people listen and some people simply wait to talk? Lena Dunham waits to talk. You can see her using every last iota of self control to prevent her mouth from opening while Kaling was speaking.

Okay, no one tell Kanye the real reason why those people aren't smiling because his reasoning is too perfectly Kanye.

After seeing this David Tennant gif all I can think of right now is writing a fan fiction called "The Tongue of the Time Lord"

The sign of true fanfic... is the ellipsis.

Ain't that just the way it always goes. Taking credit when you can't show receipts.

My opinion is that something horrible happened to Jackie. I don't know if it was a three-hour gang rape by seven guys, as she told RS, or being forced into oral sex by a smaller number, as she originally told her friends. But she's consistently said she was raped by multiple people, she was clearly traumatized, and…

Right? He's sort of snickering and yet end ups moving away, folding in on himself — all the body language of someone who's just been righteously whapped on the nose with a newspaper.

Let's all marry that lady, it won't be weird

MARRY ME, LADY.

It was about ethics in gaming journalism.

Eh, I wouldn't rush for the #notallPEteachers, because honestly, almost every PE teacher I have ever met in my life was a fucking dick. I had ONE incredible one that I adored, even though I hated PE, and all the other ones were either disgusting, giving molester vibes or were physically abuse. I don't know what it is…

I want to find one, just one positive in this story, so good on the kid who recorded that drunk fucking scumbag. He should go into police work or something. You can hear him forcibly questioning "Brian," without cajoling him, and successfully getting a confession. Good on you kid. A+ job for an amateur.

I have seen an actual platypus and you, Jenya Bolotov, are no platypus.

Yeah, the platypus is an absolutely darling freak of nature!

I'm just... not seeing it.

School is not authentic because it ends. It's not true, it's not real. Our learning will never end. The school that we go to every single morning, we will continue to go to.