Whoa I've never been this early to a Doug post. What do I write?

Bravo! Watching it live I was really worried she was going to accidentally gas it into the journalists

Thank you! My morning has been salvaged just by reading that.

Jeep’s new stair decent mode will ensure you find the best parking at mall/school.

Hopefully sarcasm...? C’mon, Jalops, don’t perpetuate that old red car myth! I was going to say that the roundel on the front was more likely to generate attention from the constabulary, but even that isn’t true. Anyway, I love the BMW Imolarot II paint color selected for this project.

Thanks but no thanks. I will keep my naturally aspirated 5.0 for till they pry it from my cold dead hands.

It’s entirely possible that the truck should not have been on the road.

Fixed

The law in many (most?) states that the left lane shall be yielded to faster traffic, with specific speeds never mentioned.

It’s OK to be wrong.

heres my own creation. nothing special. but lots of pictures and videos (all mine) 1986 bmw 5 series with a chevy 5.3 and side pipes, currently needs a new trans though. http://www.tristatetuners.com/forum/showthre…

I think he’s saying that these articles are treading dangerously close to being the complete opposite of the ENTIRE POINT OF THIS WEBSITE. It’s jalopnik FFS.

your username ‘camaro v6' now makes a lot of sense.

91 Turbo Vette

This may be the greatest self-response in history. COTD.

HEAR. ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME. HEAR.

To be fair, GM clearly doesn’t have any interest in selling you an SS. They never advertise it or offer deals, and it’s just there for those who know about it and really want a Corvette-engined RWD sedan for near to $50K.

And I can see why.

It’s not a profitable vehicle to build. The only reason the SS exists is…

Cobra replicas are like boob jobs: They’re fake and everyone knows it, but the fun is entirely real.

Never let it be said again that Tavarish doesn’t put his money where his mouth is. Good luck man, this makes Wheeler Dealers look like a cakewalk.