And I’m sitting here trying to adjust my monitor.

Zing!

It’s tempting to buy a 65 dollar workout shirt just so I can compare it to my current supply of thrift store t-shirts displaying events I’ve never been to and organizations I’ve never belonged to.

It’s tempting to buy a 65 dollar workout shirt just so I can compare it to my current supply of thrift store…

You know, or they have a family and tow the camper with it.

Have 1 Audi

I would believe this more as an April Fools joke than a real movie.

As half of a married couple whose other half loves her Outback, I’d be interesting in this. I am always showing her like “Look at this nice Audi lifted-wagon-thing or Volvo-whateverCross” hoping we can buy something I like better.

I feel ya. My GTI’s wheels were made out of old aluminum foil or something. I had to straighten 1-3 of them every spring. My A3 isn’t much better, blew out one of the 45 series ultra special high load weirdo rating tires in the first week of having it from a pothole.

Can’t unsee the ugly cladding now.

*Tim Allen grunting noises*

Dang that sounds good.  Reminds me of going to Limerock and hearing the C6R race cars. 

Awesome swap.  I love seeing stuff like this.  

YES I WATCHED THAT ONE TAKE YESTERDAY WHILE I WAS THINKING OF SWAPS I WOULD NEVER DO.

What’s a modern air cooled inline 4 one could swap in to make this thing rip without losing its character or lightness? We only have to beat like 31hp.

Old trucks I would like

How’s that for a commute?

The LT1 does twang a sentimental heart string for me, but no dice with the 4l60E. 

Finally, a worthy upgrade to my 2011 3.6R Outback.  Oh wait, except for the damn CVT.  You’ll pry my 5 speed auto out of my cold dead hands!  (plus my wife is emotionally attached to the car and it has low miles and an excellent maintenance history).  COLD DEAD HANDS!

Come for the cars, stay for the Simpsons references.

Beautiful story.  You are the hero we deserve.