Is that fucking seriously his agenda for the day?

Actually...yea...we could have...his ex-wife’s family had to go through the SAME thing when they were married...calling the police, putting ads in the paper...because he kept her locked away for YEARS!

I’m sure she really sees herself in the middle, because she’ll have the conservative fiscal views and the slightly more liberal social views, and she’ll get most of both.

Well I for one am shocked, simply SHOCKED, that a guy who videotaped himself committing statutory rape and urinating on a child only to inexplicably get away with it without any legal or professional consequences whatsoever would go on to continue behaving in an inappropriate fashion. Who could have possibly predicted…

Great. Thanks to Donnie, every celebrity fuckface thinks they can be elected. Completely unqualified people who are considering a run for office:

Oh, Ugh. Ugh, ugh, ugh. Not just a gender traitor to women, like Kellyanne Conway, but a transgender traitor. Only our current political moment could have barfed up such a perverse and unappealing idea.

I’d be willing to have a shred of belief in McCain’s fake-ass image of Maverick if he recovers, goes back to the Senate and votes against this garbage. Too bad the chances of this happening are next to zero.

I like YOU (i.e. me),

I was a mouthy feminist in a sea of Mormon redneck. Popularity was not an option:

I was obese growing up and bullied every day. It was only recently when I heard that a type of behavior was assault, and I in fact had been not only bullied but assaulted (spat on, held down and kicked etc.) One day, one of my worst tormentors was doing some awful thing to me and I just punched him in the nose. I ran…

It took me a long time to forgive* myself for putting up with bullies and listening to my mother’s trouble advice that consisted only of, “Just ignore them.”

She’s banging some dude who asked her out.

My most painful memory from that time in my life didn’t involve romance but Halloween.

I don’t know. There’s something more intimate and immediate about voice-to-voice interaction, but I’m not sure the responses would have been as interesting or thoughtful. Most of us aren’t as eloquent in-the-moment as we are when we’ve got a chance to compose our thoughts. For example, when she asked him if he had any…

When I was in the eighth grade I had a huge crush on a friend of mine. After letting him know, he told me that I was too dorky for him and that he needed someone cuter to kiss.

Fast forward four years later. I had just finished taking my portraits for senior year and was walking through the mall with a friend when who…

Madeleine, you were a very gutsy young lady to have mustered the courage to ask a boy out like that.

I bet she absolutely wouldn’t have gone anywhere near him if there weren’t a billion cameras and her husband didn’t have one of Trump’s flabby hands trapped in a deathgrip.

the new hot guy at Global Leaders High School