I think you might be the first dude to Miss The Joke this season. I was starting to worry it wouldn't happen.

Todd Haley shits standing up.

But it's dark, how will the protesters see them? Maybe they could burn something?

No, he does not. He should, but he doesn't. He is expressionless.

That was deliriously fucking funny.

Hey, why not post a pic of your abs. Hold your astute comment in your hand, so we know it's you. Also, fuck yourself with a claw hammer.

There's no grasping involved. You have deep-seated anger issues that express themselves in sexually hostile and homophobic ways. Again, I am very certain that people who care about you far more than I do have said variations of same.

Hm, and some homophobia, too? Is that what your (as yet unnamed) fanbase excels in?

Is Drew really fun to hang out with? Also, does he talk like he writes? As in NOW HE IS GOING TO LAY SOME SERIOUSLY FUNNY SHIT ON YOU!

But I did succeed.

Thank you for conceding the point.

Okay, so you haven't actually followed the Jets at all, have you? They were projected by some to be the worst team in football last year and went 8-8. They went to two AFC champ games with Mark fucking Sanchez as their QB.

I am a jetsie, feelings unhurt, but Jets have consistently overachieved and may do so again this year, though the schedule for first two months is brutal.

I would if it was called The Toyota Skyway.

Okay. What about Native American schools who use the mascot/name?

Perhaps I should have assumed that was what you meant. Glad we are in agreement...

You are doing a decent deconstruction, it's just not of a thing I actually said. You wrote: "...girls can throw as well as anyone else..." That is not true. Nothing to do with what is classically (and ultimately wrongly) referred to as "throwing like a girl."

Okay, not trolling. My bad there. Men are stronger, and can therefore throw faster and longer. If the best women could throw like the best man, there'd be women in the majors.

Deadspin: nailed!

Not sure if serious or trolling...