“We need an actor who can play bald.”

Well just get it done cocksuckers!

Now see, he’s done that all wrong. He should have kicked the ball into the net.

Group of old white men give Blackmon a butt load of money to stroke massive dongs while they watch.

It was the Os Johnny had trouble with. He had no trouble with the Xs.

The calm fellow in front is already a meme:

Ooooooooh toooo soooooon

Should probably put it on their wheel guns, too, just to be sure.

Stef, you should definitely get Jalopnik Corporate to spring for that vinyl cutter. Race drivers are a superstitious bunch and I so very want this to become a thing.

I loved that show. It got the characterisations exactly right. Kermit’s stress over his staff’s conduct was wonderful. And Uncle Deadly as Miss Piggy’s wardrobe man was positively delicious.

I feel the entire Cincinnati diaspora sharpening its pitchforks, so I’d like to state for the record that I enjoy Skyline Chili.

You really showed that Strawman!

The ACC tourney has been in Brooklyn for both years of Stallings’ tenure

Big deal. I’ve a water color picture of me holding the champagne of beers and shooting a super soaker at some ants. It’s titled “Saturday.”

I believe the horse’s name is “Game 7 loss at home”

I think Rovell is reading the contract incorrectly.

Leave it to Fiat to perfect service lights.

I wouldn’t be shocked if you’re literally the only person on here who wishes for that.

Why? Literally the only reason to do that is to limit so called “mechanical grip” (which is really a misnomer in the first place). Considering that one of the primary complaints about F1 for at least a decade now has been the zero…

V10 powered, 6 wheeled grid girls!!

No, I wish F1 brought back six-wheeled cars.