“Curt Schilling owns the highest strikeout-to-walk ratio in modern major league history and struck out a total of 3,116 batters in his career while compiling a career 80.7 WAR with a 216-146 record.”

I have rain-sensing wipers on my latest vehicle and I have to admit I was a skeptic, but whatever sorcery is driving them is damn-near perfect.

I think that if the article was not intended to be a “puff piece about a murderer” but everyone read it as such then, at minimum, the author needs to admit that his writing sucks ass.

STOP IT. he’s not a hero. He’s a goofy old hoarder with an illegal junkyard on his property. I feel sorry for him only because he seems to have some psychological issues.

Or sarcasm?

Still baffled as to why people worship this boring, overhyped snoozer of a band. If this gets them the fuck out of my face for a while then I say thanks to ms lauren for taking one for the good of music lovers everywhere.

FUCK. THIS. SHIT.

What is up with deadspin and Tyrod Taylor??? I mean, he may be the best qb the bills have but he still is not a good qb

Loving how fucked college football has become

+1 Purity

Can you write an article on how to help me keep my electric turkey carving knife away from the throat of my racist uncles?

The weather channels FB feed is weirdly unhinged.

Except rape is totally not about sex

One of those great movies no one has bothered to see

About 20(!) years ago I went to a jimmy buffet concert as an effort to try to score with this chick I knew. That was the night I found the line I would never again cross to try to get laid.

I would love to never see him play again. Not for THIS, specifically, but for a career of trying to injure people and for just being a fucking cunt.

None of the annoying bullshit pumps like this I have seen/heard here in Brooklyn have any buttons at all

A product of horrifically shitty parenting, obviously