Can you write an article on how to help me keep my electric turkey carving knife away from the throat of my racist uncles?

Seriously fucking sick of the entire “loot box” concept

The weather channels FB feed is weirdly unhinged.

Except rape is totally not about sex

One of those great movies no one has bothered to see

About 20(!) years ago I went to a jimmy buffet concert as an effort to try to score with this chick I knew. That was the night I found the line I would never again cross to try to get laid.

I would love to never see him play again. Not for THIS, specifically, but for a career of trying to injure people and for just being a fucking cunt.

None of the annoying bullshit pumps like this I have seen/heard here in Brooklyn have any buttons at all

Yeah. After seeing my 8 year old stumble into some insane shit while watching Roblox videos, he has to watch YouTube in the presence of either me or my wife.

A product of horrifically shitty parenting, obviously

I guarantee he will be elected in a landslide

Oath is a hilariously stupid name for a company, and doubly hilariously stupid for THIS company.

I won’t miss him. Just another seemingly “quiet” drivers that was a closet arrogant prick. He wasn’t fun, entertaining, or interesting. He will be forgotten five minutes after the race is over on Homestead.

No, actually, the opposite is true

At least she’s a beacon of something better than TMZ

Fedora, chinstrap beard, 72 years old...

Seriously. WW was pretty darn watchable, but we all know what shit the others were. I need to stop watching with the hope things will change.

Gossage is a first-class bitch. His 1.5 mile oval races are insufferably boring (especially the NASCAR RACES). This is why he doesn’t want competition. If there’s another choice no one would go see the shit racing at TMS. I hope he and his track end up like Texas World Speesway. Race fans would be the winners.