Except rape is totally not about sex

One of those great movies no one has bothered to see

About 20(!) years ago I went to a jimmy buffet concert as an effort to try to score with this chick I knew. That was the night I found the line I would never again cross to try to get laid.

I would love to never see him play again. Not for THIS, specifically, but for a career of trying to injure people and for just being a fucking cunt.

None of the annoying bullshit pumps like this I have seen/heard here in Brooklyn have any buttons at all

A product of horrifically shitty parenting, obviously

I guarantee he will be elected in a landslide

I won’t miss him. Just another seemingly “quiet” drivers that was a closet arrogant prick. He wasn’t fun, entertaining, or interesting. He will be forgotten five minutes after the race is over on Homestead.

At least she’s a beacon of something better than TMZ

Fedora, chinstrap beard, 72 years old...

Seriously. WW was pretty darn watchable, but we all know what shit the others were. I need to stop watching with the hope things will change.

Gossage is a first-class bitch. His 1.5 mile oval races are insufferably boring (especially the NASCAR RACES). This is why he doesn’t want competition. If there’s another choice no one would go see the shit racing at TMS. I hope he and his track end up like Texas World Speesway. Race fans would be the winners.

Should have omitted the second, portrait video on general principle.

Came here to post this

But also, if there was ever a person on the face of this earth who deserved to be dead, it was Aaron Hernandez

2014 grand caravan hauling three kids, hockey equipment, stroller and 4676 pounds of goldfish cracker crumbs. The beast hasn’t been sick a day if it’s life (yet).

Is the mullet included?

The Goethals is being replaced too! One of the two cable-stay spans opened over the summer. The other is nearly done. Two bridges replace one old piece of shit bridge, just like with the Kosciusko.

Can we finally admit that cam newton is a mediocre qb who had one great season?