Everything about the Chevy Uplander is insulting.

That thing is awesome!

The ones on the Chevy Uplander really were insulting.

That totally explains it!! This guy was stalking me for about a week. He finally caught up with me and whispered in my ear, “P0103, You have a problem with your mass air flow sensor”. True story!

I really want a crossover with these issues on farm equipment, just to show how asinine it is.

I’m shocked Apple hasn’t gone the you’ll-get-sexually-assaulted route as against right to repair as they are. “If an independent shop can fix your iPhone, they can access your personal info and follow you home and sexually assault your cat! Unlike Apple bar geniuses who are never perverts or stalkers. We make them…

How about we remove the option to have diagnostic/secure automotive data transmitted via a wireless protocol at all?

Though I don’t live in MA, I see the commercials from the Boston stations. The first time I saw one of the “stalking” ads, I thought, “did I miss something?” The second time I saw the ad I realized it’s the auto manufacturers introducing fear and a lot of BS into the equation. (The fact that I’ve bought more than one…

Most people are irrational and vote based on emotion. Very few people make decisions based on facts and even fewer make decisions based solely on objective facts and without consideration of any emotions. Fear is a one of the most powerful emotions and quite easy to invoke. Humans are complex and very complicated…

I like you get sarcasm and aren't offended. 

Tthat's okay you're allowed to be wrong. 

Nah, that's where the high-beam switch goes.

You’re gonna want to get that checked out.

An interactive map of the Costco lot would be more helpful.

The current platform rides on a design from the Daimler Chrysler era that also underpinned the outgoing M-Class. The idea that it’s an old AMC platform is nonsense unless you’re willing to say all platforms are continuations from prior platforms because they use knowledge gained from said prior platforms.

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Neat.  I don’t want that feature.

I bet Cadillac just wishes it had customers. 

>...the marque’s average age of clients has dropped to a near-infantile 43 years old.