Amen, I would be thrilled if they keep the hydraulic power steering.

Like 350-370 hp with a stick?  

Right.  I don’t need the touchscreen, lane-keep assist, or other techno widgets thanks.

These idiots aren’t going to buy one anyway, they’re gonna buy the CUV that the wife insist on.

That would undisputedly be a good thing.

Here look at mine for comparison. But will it smell like gas and get you high? It would be cool if it looked as good. The NISMO should get a BRE package.

Nissan is the new GM here on Jalopnik. 

Kind of wish they’d take it down a peg instead of up. The fun, fast-enough, two-seater with a stick for loaded Camry money segment is pretty much non-existent now.

Rear 3/4 almost has a Jaguar F-Type shape.

A 0° angle V6!

Everyone on here complaining that it is going to just be an updated FM platform.

All right people! We have a shadow of a new car, so you know what to do! Let the “It looks just like a... It’s just a re-badge... I hate screens... It’s not a manual” comments commence!

Man, which hipster pissed in your cornflakes?

I would take this alternate history

Alright I'll bite, why would Phil Collins offend someone? I'm out of the loop on whatever that is it seems. 

Secretly hoping for a surprise Tom Holland voice cameo, but actually hopeful for an Insomniac Spider-Man outfit version  

That guy in the picture kind of looks like Tony Hawk. Man, I wonder what he’s been up to lately.

Since we don’t get kei cars, do you think they’d make us a kit to turn an Econoline into a Lapin?

There’s something comforting about the skaters in these games aging along with me in the 20 years since they were released. It makes me want to buy a sports car, dye my hair teal, and use the word yeet.

Has anybody seen word on if they’re going to somehow wrangle the license for Spider-Man in or if there’ll be a different guest character?