I would like an update on your cat’s BMI, please.

That’s a great picture but why does Ford Archives care about my cat’s exercise?

Wow, the ol’ Burned Up Wheel Bearing safety mechanism.

Works every time.

You are weird, and I love that.

Hey, hey, let’s all just calm down here. I can’t buy weird-ass Chinese EVs without ads.

I think they could tape an extra seat in the rear, ship it over, and then remove the seat and it passes.

Both of those are crossovers, so I’m not sure what your point is. Have you been seeing any Range Rovers tackling KOTH or hillclimbs lately? That seems much more the purview of Disco’s. The Range Rover’s never been anything more than a mall-crawler, or occasionally a safari vehicle for morons like Donald Jr...but only…

the XJ and the pajero are unibody

Yeah.

Check out that Four By Four!

I was going to suggest 4x4 as well for the Wrangler/Bronco segment. The primary reason people buy them is for the four wheel drive history (even if they buy the 2WD mall rated version or never drive off of pavement).

Maybe they just clean them as soon as they’re done...

Just do it the Aussie way if- it can off road its a 4x4 (Four by Four), this can be shortened to a “Forbee”.

True, True... lift kits aren’t the only way they find to compensate.

This is a good one, because most of the owners also have AR iconography on their vehicles already.

ARs? Adventure Rigs?

True Jeeps should always have steel wheels. 

Wearing steel-toe boots to the office is a bit overkill...

Any car leading a life of utility rather than as a status symbol, looks better with steelies. They boldly claim “I ain’t here for the beauty contest, I’m here to get shit done.” See also: Men who wear boots to work and not dress shoes.

My rule of thumb is this. If it's a tool I'm going to use frequently and with some degree of intensity, like screwdrivers, a drill, or ratchet set, I will at the very least buy Craftsman. My brother in law's dad is a Snap-On distributor, so now I have pure uncut Colombian at my disposal. Oh God.