This is really beautiful article, and I have a lot to say about it being somebody who works in the modern construction industry... but mostly what I really loved about your writing today is that it sort of reminds you that no matter how devastating yesterday was, all is not lost, because the irreplaceable nature of…

You’re scared? Maybe you’re a little too invested in what a billionaire CEO spends his time on. Consume his products or don’t, his personality has nothing to do with it.

Shout out to Roth, who has reached the level of Online where he drops a reference to the Krassensteins without any reference to who the hell they are, as if everyone just knows by now.

except he won’t play in the NBA, so he took on that student loan debt, more or less, to make Tom fucking Izzo a bunch of money. Sure, he made a choice and I’m sure he’d say it was worth it. The point is, it doesn’t have to be this way.

Not that anyone is actively using this tech for this reason, but Madison Square Garden uses facial recognition to track every single person who walks in. Theoretically this could be enforced in the future.

You win this round!!

Neat picture of... Vancouver? Mate we speak english here.

I bought a Lancer new in 2010. The dealer had recently opened in my town. I really wanted to add the optional nav screen, but the saleman talked me out of it. It was like a $500 option, and I could go across the street to Canadian Tire and buy a top of the line garmin nav for $100, he pleaded.

A big part of Irish lad culture is whatsapp group texts... rumours and supposed leaked documents have been spreading around the group chats since January... I’d kind of written it off as gossip

ugh nevermind, never want to learn anything from anyone who says “the Googles”

What’s this now? Genuinely asking.

Yeah, you’ll never be able to say any team is better than that Habs team... and yet, different era and all of that.

Golfers wear flip flops a lot because they come off the course and want to take their spikes off. Yeah, it’s gross. What’s wrong with throwing on some damn runners?

But what about Sollenberger! It’s kayfabe!!

HACK

EMERGENCY POD! EMERGENCY POD!

ehhh. Not great!

OOF

Capitalizing JARED is such a subtle, but brutal own. Like he’s shouting down a tattling younger sibling or something. Mind your own business, JARED.

I personally spoke to Noam Dworman of the Comedy Cellar about this at great length. I asked him if he’d reached out to any of the victims. He had not.