Fell down the stairs and landed on his nose?

With all that mention of “the smartest man in the world” you don’t have to wonder much about how this jabroni thinks of himself...

I support this. Of course chef knife is number one. But I only really use two knives, and though it is sort of rare, breadknife is the runner up. A chef’s knife can do just about anything except cut bread.

I feel like the explanation for the shittiness of the article might be that it was adapted from the viral video which told the same story. The article could have been a companion piece that gave you more new information, but alas, here we are.

yeah, it’s not that it was super offensive, it’s that it wasn’t funny. That’s the most offensive thing of all!

The admission that all this shit that’s been going on these past few weeks caused you to snap and cry to your daughter was a bold one to make, and I appreciate it, for some reason. Good sports column man.

What if Bell decides to simply not air the superbowl? I mean, they’ve already paid for it and now they aren’t making any money off of it, right? What a power move that would be. The CRTC thought 100 complaints was bad.

I was gonna say, dude, literally no Canadian would stand by Air Canada. They are consistently terrible.

no, dude, sorry.

If I had a vote on my city hosting another Olympics I’d surely vote no, but it does seem like big cities in developed nations with solid infrastructure already in place are slam dunks. I live in Vancouver, and although I’m not an expert, and there is a sense that the benefits were overstated, it does feel like the…

This person is already back in China from whence she originally came. My guess is her Bachelors at UBC is complete and she doesn’t need her precious Aston anymore.

This column, is a good column.

Was a great game. Damn shame to see it end that way, in a shootout. Hats off to USA for a well played tournament, though.

I think the problem is that charge time can only get so low. As range goes up you’re likely packing more and more power into a smaller battery. It would probably be unsafe to charge it too quickly.

Jason, I agree with everything you’ve said. But this all becomes moot when people don’t own their own cars anymore. What I’d like to see happen is instead of buying a car you buy a car-share membership, but what makes it ubiquitous is autonomy. You summon the car to your doorstep. You get in. It brings you where you…

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Are you referring to Captain American: Civil War?

wait, where’s the part about how the whole sandwich-toaster-crumb-table mess system is broken, and fixing it is futile?

Can confirm the that the iPhone method worked 2 weeks ago on an American Airlines flight with GoGo. I didn’t even know about it, I just stumbled onto it when I was logging in to watch a movie and iMessages started coming through.

Jose has a history of complaining, which, as a Jays fan, it’s tough to handle. However, there is a feeling in Canada that the fix is in against the Jays. The theory goes that American audiences will care less about an ALCS or World Series if a Canadian team is involved, so any time there is a marginal call it’s in the…