Maybe not cushy, but if you can afford it, it’s cushier than some.

“Her items have spunky witticisms on them like ‘You said U loved me but you lied’”

One person’s “spunky witticism” is another person’s Michael Bolton lyric.

We get it. But the writing is objectively bad.

*spits water*

I just feel like, if this is how she writes everything, no wonder life is a struggle.

i think this is plagiarized from something i wrote at creative writing camp 14 years ago

“another made a treehouse instead of going to the office one day.”

I just like how clear you made this.

this was so many

I read that Times article a week (or two?) ago and was shocked that they published it. It was so weird and pointless.

After viewing this and several related videos, I have determined never to eat Octopus again. They are just too “human,” if that is not an insult to the mollusks.

That and the uncalled for classist b.s.

I’m sure they’d notice if the pipe was blocked. And either way, FREEDOM.

The Shaw-Tank Redemption *I’ll follow you out*

I think the eight tentacled creatures message, although unspoken in English, was along the lines of, “Fuck aquariums, zoo’s, circuses, and other places where we weren’t FUCKING supposed to be, you low rent, white trash, fanny pack wearin, funnel cake eating, easily entertained, white sneaker wearing troglodyte.

How about the grate escape, as in, the drain maybe had been covered with a grate?

I hope pinky, blinky and clyde are happy to have back their brethren. BE FREE LITTLE BABY.

The Gr-eight Escape *sorry*

Between his stance on abortion and this position on dildos Cruz is dangerously underestimating the trollop voting bloc. I really want to make bumper stickers that say “I’m an irredeemable slut, and I vote.”

Were on Facebook the group is called Abbie Deserved Better