Can hip hop chill it with the fur? It’s disgusting.

Well, I’m hot blooded. Check it and see. I don’t know about you, but I’ve got a fever of a hundred and three.

Fuck, if we hate Ariana after this but love Kim Kardashian after her hypocritical bullshit, then count me the fuck out of everything from here on out...

SAME!

Rainbow is the kind of mom I aspire to be.

I don’t really know her music, but I read that she quotes, Nawal el Saadawi on her new album (or liner notes maybe?) and this gives me hope that even Disneyfied pop stars can contain depth.

I watch Blackish because of her. She’s so great on that show.

I’ve wanted to be Tracee Ellis Ross’ friend for the last ten years. Or work with her. Or shout life-affirming things about how wonderful and talented she is as she walks down the street. You know, whatever.

“First we start with Sitka, because of that movie I did with Sandy*.”

Yea Hillary really needs to put out a better statement and apology. That was a monumental f*ck up.

Also we all laugh because we think Ryan Reynolds is joking about “taking” Alaska, but I know better. He seems sneaky like that.

Sean Penn is just the creepiest motherfucker. I know there is some debate of whether he really did rape Madonna or not, but Jesus I can believe he did it just on his creep-factor alone.

They stole my baby name?!

Oh yay! I was wondering why all of the newish Gawker writers weren’t fulfilling their quotas of requisite Aniston hard-on pieces. I thought once she was finally married, it was moot. Aniston actually has some talent on display and her career choices, while mostly safe, have provided far more tolerable entertainment…

They were yanking it off air, *marginalizing it to nothingness*, while filling the schedule with right wing zealots.

That’s not how you “support” a show.

BINGO. Excellently said.

Okay so I am all for this! If you think it enhances your play time that is great, HOWEVER...

I agree—and I once rushed a suddenly-screaming-in-agony preverbal toddler to the ER for what turned out to be a pair of tight shoes. I laugh about it now (hell, I laughed about it then) but I’ve never been more thankful to be wrong, and I would do the same thing again in a heartbeat.

My Mother in law said that about my daughter once, she was screaming and had an ear infection. She tried to get me to ignore her because she was sure that she was just trying to get attention.

My little sister had meningitis. My mother took her straight to the hospital, and while she was being treated, the doctor brought in some interns to see a case - he asked them to identify the condition, and all of them said fever and recommended antibiotics and rest at home. He told them they’d just sent a baby home…

One of the best (and weirdest) things you can do is try to get them to bend over and reach for their toes. Drop a toy at their feet, try to get them to mimic you, whatever. A kid who’s stiff won’t be able to do it and likely won’t try. Watch for the stiffness. And once you hit day 3 of fever, just take ‘em to the Ped.…