Anyway, moving on. They report that last week California-based Scat Enterprises Inc. (LULZ) filed a lawsuit in U.S. District Court against Dodge claiming they are the rightful owners of that trademark.

drove one when i bought my passat wagon, sweet ride to be sure. If anyone wants an 03 passat wagon with half the power, half the driven wheels, twice the mileage and a tiptronic I just so happen to have one for sale for $3200

2.5M and you don't even get a godamn engine? What is the world coming to...

So, my parents own a chihuahua that's got little stick-like legs, and we joke about how she skitters like a spider. The dog is probably the size of this damn spider.

I thought the dog was cute, but now? I'm going be thinking of the Goliath Birdeater every time I see that dog!!

"puppy sized spider" also prompted this…

I tried to make a Ferrari

That co-driver sounds welsh to me.

A moving truck to a new residence closer to his office.

so you're referring to all 5 of us in north Dakota, most of which aren't here by choice

For the exhaust, when you want it to bark.

Ok, everyone in North and South Dakota, find a magnetic shift buddy. You'll be trading homes once the event happens. South American hockey leagues, North American Soccer teams, we'll be so confused.

Step 2: Fill the cabin (and trunk) with as many helium balloons as possible. So that you may literally "add lightness."


Boom.

Don't forget to take a poop before you leave. Weight loss.

Young punks? I think he's talking about us. Guys, we're taking over FCA. The LeFerrarivan is going to happen!

What car do I buy if I hate fun?

My family needs one vehicle to transport our 2.5 children